u/A_one-legged_goose90

U.F.O.s and cat toys

So I’m chilling in my living room with the lights mostly off. I’ve got those adjustable colored lights that are programmable. The living room is set to purple and the dining room is red.

Incense is burning, patchouli and sandalwood. And I’m playing with my cat with a laser pointer. Red.

Anyway, my cat is super energetic and chases this little laser red dot all over the floor, the chairs, the walls, the partition between the living room and dining room. All stuff at varying depths.

So this red dot dances along the surfaces of these objects and it “jumps” from the front of one object to the next at vary depths when I move it horizontally. Say from wall, to chair leg, back to wall.

My cat is chasing this red dot thinking it’s a real thing and bouncing from surface to surface like magic.

What if that’s what the UFOs we are seeing do incredible turns are doing. Like they are projections or something bouncing from surface to surface. Linked particles of energy.

Anyway. That’s my crazy highdea lol have fun with that thought experiment

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u/A_one-legged_goose90 — 6 hours ago

Hop the One Legged Goose with Two Legs ( H.T.O.L.G.W.T.L.)

Hop the One Legged Goose with Two Legs

So I live by a scenic park that runs along a river. This park has a pathway that runs along this overlook above the river on one side, and this big ol pavilion and parking lot on the other. Hop the One Legged Goose with Two Legs stands in the exact same spot on the path nearly every day I’m there. I know it’s the same spot because whenever it rains there’s a puddle there and it’s right by a swing. Same spot, every time.

Hop stands there on one leg every day, the same left leg with no right leg in sight. Hop the One Legged Goose with Two Legs is real stoic. All the other geese move out of the way when you pass them, but not ol Hop. There’s constantly parties and a lot of people at this pavilion and on this path and Hop doesn’t give a sh*t. H.T.O.L.G.W.T.L. just stands there all stoic…. each day on his singular left leg.
I tell my coworkers about Hop the One Legged Goose, as he’s known at this point. One of my coworkers mentions that he probably has a hidden second leg. So for weeks I’d check out to see if he has a second leg. Nope. He’s always on that left leg, never another leg to be seen.

So for weeks my coworkers are asking about ol Hop.
Well one day I get super close to him, like arms length away. Ol Hop the One Legged Goose with Two Legs doesn’t like this so he starts hissing at me, sounds like a snake. And sure as gods got sandals H.T.O.L.G.W.T.L. unfurls his second leg and puts it down. Hop means business. So I keep walking and he puts his second leg back up. That’s the only time I’ve seen Hops second leg. Still stands on one leg ever since. So that’s the story of Hop the One Legged Goose with Two Legs. He’s a stoic and majestic beast without a care in the world. Nothing phases him. He just stands on his left leg in the same spot doing his own goosely thing and living his own goosely life. I want to be like Hop the One Legged Goose with Two Legs, he is my spirit animal

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This is my living alone, with cat, Saturday night, in my early 30s, male living space

It’s not much, but it’s me. Cheers to seeing how we live

u/A_one-legged_goose90 — 5 days ago

I asked her out

There’s this woman who works a job where I come across her frequently, interactions are very friendly, we joke around, talk about music, sports, eye contact is a big thing. Had soft eyes for each other. She’d also brush her hair behind her ear when we talked and were joking around. All things that are tell tale signs of attraction.
Whelp today we were hitting it off and talking sports, turns out we are rooting for the same team. She was staring into my eyes smiling, joking around. Keeping the conversation going. Touching her hair. This isn’t the first time, it’s been a slow build.
So I asked her if I could give her my phone number. She respectfully told me she had a boyfriend otherwise she would’ve given me her number, and I completely take that as face value.
You win some, you lose some. The signs of attraction that this community talks about were there, and there was an attraction, just not right timing or situation. I will respectfully not pursue any further.
You win some, you lose some. I feel fine. Shoot your shot and find out. I’ll still see her and we will still be cool
Good luck

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u/A_one-legged_goose90 — 5 days ago