u/42ndMedic

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TIFU by trying to recreate a DBZ shockwave with my fists and learning that punching hurts

This happened today.

I was binge watching Daredevil, before going to toilet. So some of the actions were still on me mind.

While i was sitting there, i started thinking about how in DBZ two guys punch each other...where their fist meets fist and a big shockwave happens? Idk i just thought "yeah lets act that".

The first time i just brought my left and right close. just touching.

Then idk why, my brain blanked for a tiny moment - like my fists acted on their own. I repeated the fist collision with real force this time!!

My left knuckle bone smashed into the area just below the knuckle of my right middle finger. The pain was immediate and SHARP!

You know the saying "life flashes in your final moments " ... in that moment of immense pain, i thought of the daydreams where we imagine punching bad guys. And my brain was like " Register this pain fool. punching aint so easy".

So i sat there for couple more minutes in pain and contemplating -- how my main hand, my right, lost to my off hand? Cuz the left had no pain haha. The stupid in me also thought " oh so next time maybe hit with your bone".

And the irony .. its my right middle finger that hurts like hell when i close and open my fist. so its basically saying "fucc u man".

I put ice pack on him to cool him off.

TL;DR Binged Daredevil, tried to recreate DBZ fist clash. My right lost to left. and my middle finger hurts like hell. No worries i iced it.

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u/42ndMedic — 4 days ago

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I got the game over a week ago and have 40hrs now!

The story was amazing and cinematic and intense! I loved the Tyranids way more than Chaos dudes as enemies. Cuz the bolter rounds to tyranid flesh was satisfying! Plus Tyranids had alot of variety. I still suck at those parries, but im trying my best! :D

I like defensive roles and that heavy bolter was sweeet ! So watched some lore videos to choose the best chapter! Imperial fists it is!

I was playing operations with random brothers yeah, one of them goes like "i liked imperial fists in 30k but in 40k not so much" .. i was like wait what happened? the lore vids i watched were very brief. Then i watched a humongous 1 hr30mins (Lorekeeper Librarium on YT) on imperial fists. DAMN! It was so good! I am now even more attached to the fists and Dorn !

So from what i listened, the codex astartes though sounds necessary, broke Dorns band! :( and that iron cage episode (brutal and wow) and the pain glove? . in the end the guy says only Dorn's skeleton hand is found? meaning he might return? if the writers wish :D He should, he is just too epic !

I found my chapter !!!!! I bought a leather belt, which is use to self lash whenever i die alot and lose in games (jk XD) a retrospective of failiure ft. leather belt.

Death before dishonor. Death before retreat. (Friggin love this game and lore <3)

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u/42ndMedic — 16 days ago