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▲ 15 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  • You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  • Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

  • 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  • 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  • 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  • ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
  • 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
  • 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
  • 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
  • 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  • !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  • !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  • !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  • !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  • !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  • !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  • !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  • !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  • !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  • !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  • !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  • !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: 📰 1750 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 48 Active Users
  • This Month: 📰 2520 NEW | 👥 2 Active Users
  • All Time: 📰 1354825 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 13 days ago
▲ 11 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  • You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  • Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

  • 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  • 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  • 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  • ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
  • 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
  • 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
  • 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
  • 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  • !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  • !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  • !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  • !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  • !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  • !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  • !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  • !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  • !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  • !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  • !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  • !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: 📰 2620 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 39 Active Users
  • This Month: 📰 3070 NEW | 👥 43 Active Users
  • All Time: 📰 1355375 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 12 days ago
🔥 Hot ▲ 21.1k r/thenewsbruh+23 crossposts

The White House says they will “identify and neutralize” secular political groups that are anti-American, “radically pro-transgender” and anarchist. It declares Anarchists & Anti-Fascists as a major terror group. Presidential Foreword ends with “We Will Find You and We Will Kill You.” with Trump’s s

https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-USCT-Strategy-1.pdf

It also says that the U.S. faces major threat from terror groups like Anarchists and Anti-fascists

u/AlfredoVignale — 23 hours ago
▲ 12 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  • You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  • Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

  • 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  • 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  • 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  • ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
  • 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
  • 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
  • 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
  • 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  • !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  • !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  • !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  • !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  • !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  • !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  • !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  • !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  • !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  • !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  • !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  • !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: 📰 2500 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 39 Active Users
  • This Month: 📰 5120 NEW | 👥 49 Active Users
  • All Time: 📰 1357425 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 11 days ago
▲ 12 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  • You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  • Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

  • 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  • 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  • 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  • ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
  • 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
  • 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
  • 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
  • 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  • !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  • !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  • !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  • !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  • !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  • !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  • !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  • !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  • !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  • !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  • !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  • !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: 📰 1350 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
  • This Month: 📰 6570 NEW | 👥 52 Active Users
  • All Time: 📰 1358875 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 10 days ago
▲ 13 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – May 07, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  • You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  • Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

  • 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  • 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  • 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  • ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
  • 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
  • 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
  • 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
  • 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  • !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  • !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  • !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  • !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  • !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  • !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  • !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  • !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  • !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  • !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  • !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  • !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: 📰 1400 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 40 Active Users
  • This Month: 📰 11120 NEW | 👥 52 Active Users
  • All Time: 📰 1363425 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.
reddit.com
u/BRUHB0T-_- — 7 days ago
▲ 13 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  • You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  • Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

  • 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  • 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  • 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  • ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
  • 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
  • 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
  • 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
  • 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  • !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  • !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  • !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  • !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  • !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  • !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  • !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  • !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  • !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  • !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  • !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  • !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: 📰 1000 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 48 Active Users
  • This Month: 📰 7470 NEW | 👥 52 Active Users
  • All Time: 📰 1359775 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 9 days ago
▲ 11 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  • You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  • Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

  • 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  • 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  • 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  • ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
  • 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
  • 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
  • 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
  • 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  • !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  • !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  • !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  • !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  • !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  • !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  • !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  • !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  • !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  • !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  • !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  • !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: 📰 1700 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 49 Active Users
  • This Month: 📰 9170 NEW | 👥 52 Active Users
  • All Time: 📰 1361475 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 8 days ago
▲ 15 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – May 08, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  • You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  • Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

  • 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  • 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  • 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  • ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
  • 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
  • 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
  • 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
  • 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  • !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  • !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  • !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  • !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  • !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  • !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  • !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  • !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  • !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  • !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  • !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  • !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: 📰 2200 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 49 Active Users
  • This Month: 📰 15120 NEW | 👥 54 Active Users
  • All Time: 📰 1367425 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 6 days ago
▲ 10 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – May 09, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  • You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  • Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

  • 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  • 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  • 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  • ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
  • 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
  • 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
  • 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
  • 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  • !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  • !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  • !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  • !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  • !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  • !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  • !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  • !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  • !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  • !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  • !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  • !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: 📰 4150 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 45 Active Users
  • This Month: 📰 17420 NEW | 👥 56 Active Users
  • All Time: 📰 1369725 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 5 days ago
▲ 12 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – May 10, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  • You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  • Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

  • 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  • 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  • 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  • ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
  • 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
  • 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
  • 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
  • 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  • !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  • !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  • !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  • !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  • !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  • !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  • !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  • !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  • !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  • !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  • !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  • !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: 📰 1325 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 40 Active Users
  • This Month: 📰 19245 NEW | 👥 56 Active Users
  • All Time: 📰 1371550 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 4 days ago
▲ 12 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – May 11, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  • You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  • Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

  • 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  • 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  • 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  • ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
  • 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
  • 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
  • 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
  • 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  • !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  • !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  • !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  • !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  • !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  • !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  • !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  • !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  • !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  • !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  • !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  • !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: 📰 1000 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 42 Active Users
  • This Month: 📰 19945 NEW | 👥 56 Active Users
  • All Time: 📰 1372250 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 3 days ago
▲ 11 r/thenewsbruh

Hi Bruh’s just a little airdorp for you all if you drop a gif/comment below. Airdorp will made in 24 hours 🖤🗞️

u/PapiMak — 10 days ago
▲ 10 r/thenewsbruh

Good news!

u/-Anasthesia- has absolutely been killing it and you can now test the first Beta of our NEW app!

To test, join our Telegram channel (link in sidebar) and either tap the Chibi or type the command in the chat!

u/Pu5chkin — 11 days ago