u/BRUHB0T-_-

📰 Daily Delivery – May 14, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 2500 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 41 Active Users
This Month: 📰 24595 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1376900 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 20 hours ago

▲ 11 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – May 13, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 400 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 45 Active Users
This Month: 📰 22695 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1375000 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 2 days ago

▲ 12 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – May 12, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1800 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 46 Active Users
This Month: 📰 21445 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1373750 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 3 days ago

▲ 12 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – May 11, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1000 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 42 Active Users
This Month: 📰 19945 NEW | 👥 56 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1372250 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 4 days ago

▲ 8 r/thenewsbruh

🏦 Weekly Staking Rewards – Week 2026-18

📰Weekly Staking Rewards Distributed!*

The fixed pool of 50,000 NEW has been split among all stakers this week.

📅 Week: 2026-18 📊 Total Staked: 8,774,517 NEW

🏅 Rewards Breakdown:

u/-Anasthesia- → 📰 1,709 NEW (staked 300,000)
u/1-derful → 📰 153 NEW (staked 27,000)
u/69hornedscorpio → 📰 772 NEW (staked 135,579)
u/AgitatedDragonfly769 → 📰 394 NEW (staked 69,264)
u/Alarmed_Peach3360 → 📰 756 NEW (staked 132,706)
u/Ancient_Command687 → 📰 2,042 NEW (staked 358,498)
u/Appropriate-Pen2703 → 📰 359 NEW (staked 63,071)
u/ArrivalWrong7289 → 📰 214 NEW (staked 37,600)
u/BENNAKINGSS → 📰 23 NEW (staked 4,083)
u/Bobby_Juk → 📰 1,795 NEW (staked 315,046)
u/Briguy520 → 📰 1,431 NEW (staked 251,189)
u/Budget_Researcher92 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/CGI_OCD → 📰 1,584 NEW (staked 278,136)
u/Chinoui67 → 📰 24 NEW (staked 4,352)
u/Chucklum → 📰 1 NEW (staked 205)
u/CommunityVotingBot → 📰 0 NEW (staked 90)
u/Cravensworth_redux → 📰 68 NEW (staked 12,100)
u/DastardlyWarthog → 📰 6 NEW (staked 1,189)
u/Decent-Personality37 → 📰 29 NEW (staked 5,153)
u/Dragon3766 → 📰 100 NEW (staked 17,692)
u/Due_Instruction_4434 → 📰 12 NEW (staked 2,154)
u/Due_State5096 → 📰 2,659 NEW (staked 466,800)
u/Emaniuz → 📰 136 NEW (staked 23,879)
u/EpicureanMystic → 📰 7 NEW (staked 1,363)
u/Fantastic_Ad_3076 → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/Flash_2525 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/GUW00 → 📰 64 NEW (staked 11,325)
u/GadgetsFromChinaNL → 📰 313 NEW (staked 55,000)
u/HansTilburg → 📰 1,262 NEW (staked 221,470)
u/Happy_Adeptness8419 → 📰 54 NEW (staked 9,592)
u/Individual_Wallaby1 → 📰 1 NEW (staked 220)
u/Individual_Wallaby25 → 📰 53 NEW (staked 9,365)
u/Infinite-You340 → 📰 911 NEW (staked 160,000)
u/Ionut404 → 📰 216 NEW (staked 37,966)
u/IveDoneItAtLast → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/JVHooligan → 📰 1,007 NEW (staked 176,760)
u/Junior_Swimming2935 → 📰 40 NEW (staked 7,078)
u/KIG45 → 📰 715 NEW (staked 125,500)
u/Korean_Street_Pizza → 📰 1,298 NEW (staked 227,906)
u/L10N420 → 📰 194 NEW (staked 34,114)
u/Life_Permit_8080 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 57)
u/Logical-Ad-2804 → 📰 7 NEW (staked 1,305)
u/LongKrawliflower → 📰 6 NEW (staked 1,200)
u/LuminousViper → 📰 4 NEW (staked 750)
u/Lyuseefur → 📰 2 NEW (staked 357)
u/Magic_Shroomie → 📰 1,663 NEW (staked 292,000)
u/Maplesyrup2070 → 📰 1 NEW (staked 205)
u/MedicineCapable4010 → 📰 341 NEW (staked 60,000)
u/Mhooseknuckle → 📰 616 NEW (staked 108,220)
u/MichaelAischmann → 📰 182 NEW (staked 32,108)
u/MrPopsMx → 📰 65 NEW (staked 11,521)
u/Mrmakanakai → 📰 19 NEW (staked 3,410)
u/NeeL21YT → 📰 81 NEW (staked 14,307)
u/NeohWise → 📰 610 NEW (staked 107,137)
u/No-Delivery-7048 → 📰 1 NEW (staked 255)
u/OccasionallyReddit → 📰 20 NEW (staked 3,553)
u/PapiMak → 📰 1,745 NEW (staked 306,240)
u/PeakedInThe80s → 📰 916 NEW (staked 160,847)
u/Prish22 → 📰 1 NEW (staked 227)
u/Prodj3010 → 📰 36 NEW (staked 6,369)
u/Pu5chkin → 📰 1,690 NEW (staked 296,689)
u/Puddin-Luv → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Pure_Monitor5133 → 📰 732 NEW (staked 128,500)
u/Recent-Ad8165 → 📰 100 NEW (staked 17,592)
u/Safety_Officer_3 → 📰 1,118 NEW (staked 196,226)
u/SammyCraigar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/SenseiRaheem → 📰 1,996 NEW (staked 350,302)
u/ShawnStrickland → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Sir_McFuckington → 📰 1,525 NEW (staked 267,704)
u/Snoo-88556 → 📰 1,205 NEW (staked 211,498)
u/Sojatoshi → 📰 125 NEW (staked 21,976)
u/Starcat75 → 📰 277 NEW (staked 48,709)
u/Sweetserra → 📰 920 NEW (staked 161,500)
u/The_herowarboy → 📰 15 NEW (staked 2,805)
u/Torporific1 → 📰 455 NEW (staked 80,000)
u/UnnaturalGeek → 📰 402 NEW (staked 70,677)
u/VIVOffical → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Valuable_Cable2900 → 📰 89 NEW (staked 15,634)
u/VampireWriterMM → 📰 2 NEW (staked 500)
u/VeryCuriousBeing → 📰 0 NEW (staked 80)
u/WTFrashelle → 📰 559 NEW (staked 98,232)
u/Wonderful_Bad6531 → 📰 1,456 NEW (staked 255,530)
u/Zen_tra_brrrr → 📰 5 NEW (staked 943)
u/TheTownCrier → 📰 0 NEW (staked 133)
u/armthrash → 📰 1,273 NEW (staked 223,402)
u/beerans → 📰 17 NEW (staked 3,003)
u/boomerangthrowaway → 📰 1,900 NEW (staked 333,477)
u/bp_ohio → 📰 220 NEW (staked 38,621)
u/bvandepol → 📰 0 NEW (staked 140)
u/chwick → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/coinllector → 📰 1,235 NEW (staked 216,826)
u/crypto_tatersalad → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/daltadka911 → 📰 14 NEW (staked 2,534)
u/evilninjarobot → 📰 1,522 NEW (staked 267,115)
u/eyoomix → 📰 21 NEW (staked 3,720)
u/final_lionel → 📰 0 NEW (staked 18)
u/hammerandanvilpro → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/ieatmoondust → 📰 826 NEW (staked 144,980)
u/nakamo_toe → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/nsavalve → 📰 103 NEW (staked 18,128)
u/pcurepair → 📰 0 NEW (staked 150)
u/rickribera93 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 120)
u/sM0k3dR4Gn → 📰 8 NEW (staked 1,500)
u/seon_mx → 📰 57 NEW (staked 10,033)
u/sollgus → 📰 0 NEW (staked 172)
u/theBarefootedBastard → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/thebaldmaniac → 📰 3,164 NEW (staked 555,342)
u/timbulance → 📰 104 NEW (staked 18,390)
u/tylerv602022 → 📰 40 NEW (staked 7,074)
u/valikazar → 📰 1 NEW (staked 199)
u/wato4000 → 📰 45 NEW (staked 8,000)
u/yahuurdme → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)

📰 Use !balance to check your wallet 📈 Keep staking to grow your weekly rewards!

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 5 days ago

▲ 12 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – May 10, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1325 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 40 Active Users
This Month: 📰 19245 NEW | 👥 56 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1371550 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 5 days ago

▲ 10 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – May 09, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 4150 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 45 Active Users
This Month: 📰 17420 NEW | 👥 56 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1369725 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 6 days ago

▲ 15 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – May 08, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 2200 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 49 Active Users
This Month: 📰 15120 NEW | 👥 54 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1367425 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 7 days ago

▲ 13 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Daily Delivery – May 07, 2026

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1400 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 40 Active Users
This Month: 📰 11120 NEW | 👥 52 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1363425 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 8 days ago

▲ 11 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1700 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 49 Active Users
This Month: 📰 9170 NEW | 👥 52 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1361475 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 9 days ago

▲ 13 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1000 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 48 Active Users
This Month: 📰 7470 NEW | 👥 52 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1359775 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 10 days ago

▲ 12 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1350 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
This Month: 📰 6570 NEW | 👥 52 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1358875 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 11 days ago

▲ 6 r/thenewsbruh

📰Weekly Staking Rewards Distributed!*

The fixed pool of 50,000 NEW has been split among all stakers this week.

📅 Week: 2026-17 📊 Total Staked: 8,405,642 NEW

🏅 Rewards Breakdown:

u/-Anasthesia- → 📰 1,784 NEW (staked 300,000)
u/1-derful → 📰 160 NEW (staked 27,000)
u/69hornedscorpio → 📰 756 NEW (staked 127,123)
u/AgitatedDragonfly769 → 📰 412 NEW (staked 69,264)
u/Alarmed_Peach3360 → 📰 789 NEW (staked 132,706)
u/Ancient_Command687 → 📰 2,048 NEW (staked 344,340)
u/Appropriate-Pen2703 → 📰 375 NEW (staked 63,071)
u/ArrivalWrong7289 → 📰 199 NEW (staked 33,600)
u/BENNAKINGSS → 📰 24 NEW (staked 4,083)
u/Bobby_Juk → 📰 1,735 NEW (staked 291,796)
u/Briguy520 → 📰 1,440 NEW (staked 242,099)
u/Budget_Researcher92 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/CGI_OCD → 📰 1,561 NEW (staked 262,525)
u/Chinoui67 → 📰 25 NEW (staked 4,352)
u/Chucklum → 📰 1 NEW (staked 205)
u/CommunityVotingBot → 📰 0 NEW (staked 90)
u/Cravensworth_redux → 📰 71 NEW (staked 12,100)
u/DastardlyWarthog → 📰 7 NEW (staked 1,189)
u/Decent-Personality37 → 📰 30 NEW (staked 5,153)
u/Dragon3766 → 📰 105 NEW (staked 17,692)
u/Due_Instruction_4434 → 📰 12 NEW (staked 2,154)
u/Due_State5096 → 📰 2,648 NEW (staked 445,277)
u/Emaniuz → 📰 142 NEW (staked 23,879)
u/EpicureanMystic → 📰 8 NEW (staked 1,363)
u/Fantastic_Ad_3076 → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/Flash_2525 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/GUW00 → 📰 67 NEW (staked 11,325)
u/GadgetsFromChinaNL → 📰 294 NEW (staked 49,500)
u/HansTilburg → 📰 1,239 NEW (staked 208,394)
u/Happy_Adeptness8419 → 📰 57 NEW (staked 9,592)
u/Individual_Wallaby1 → 📰 1 NEW (staked 220)
u/Individual_Wallaby25 → 📰 55 NEW (staked 9,365)
u/Infinite-You340 → 📰 951 NEW (staked 160,000)
u/Ionut404 → 📰 225 NEW (staked 37,966)
u/IveDoneItAtLast → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/JVHooligan → 📰 992 NEW (staked 166,868)
u/Junior_Swimming2935 → 📰 42 NEW (staked 7,078)
u/KIG45 → 📰 642 NEW (staked 108,000)
u/Korean_Street_Pizza → 📰 1,294 NEW (staked 217,632)
u/L10N420 → 📰 127 NEW (staked 21,448)
u/Life_Permit_8080 → 📰 1,213 NEW (staked 204,057)
u/Logical-Ad-2804 → 📰 7 NEW (staked 1,305)
u/LongKrawliflower → 📰 7 NEW (staked 1,200)
u/LuminousViper → 📰 4 NEW (staked 750)
u/Lyuseefur → 📰 2 NEW (staked 357)
u/Magic_Shroomie → 📰 1,635 NEW (staked 275,000)
u/Maplesyrup2070 → 📰 1 NEW (staked 205)
u/MedicineCapable4010 → 📰 356 NEW (staked 60,000)
u/Mhooseknuckle → 📰 572 NEW (staked 96,220)
u/MichaelAischmann → 📰 190 NEW (staked 32,108)
u/MrPopsMx → 📰 68 NEW (staked 11,521)
u/Mrmakanakai → 📰 20 NEW (staked 3,410)
u/NeeL21YT → 📰 85 NEW (staked 14,307)
u/NeohWise → 📰 637 NEW (staked 107,137)
u/No-Delivery-7048 → 📰 1 NEW (staked 255)
u/OccasionallyReddit → 📰 21 NEW (staked 3,553)
u/PapiMak → 📰 1,708 NEW (staked 287,246)
u/PeakedInThe80s → 📰 956 NEW (staked 160,847)
u/Prish22 → 📰 1 NEW (staked 227)
u/Prodj3010 → 📰 37 NEW (staked 6,369)
u/Pu5chkin → 📰 1,684 NEW (staked 283,182)
u/Puddin-Luv → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Pure_Monitor5133 → 📰 764 NEW (staked 128,500)
u/Recent-Ad8165 → 📰 92 NEW (staked 15,592)
u/Safety_Officer_3 → 📰 1,167 NEW (staked 196,226)
u/SammyCraigar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/SenseiRaheem → 📰 1,964 NEW (staked 330,302)
u/ShawnStrickland → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Sir_McFuckington → 📰 1,545 NEW (staked 259,809)
u/Snoo-88556 → 📰 1,258 NEW (staked 211,498)
u/Sojatoshi → 📰 130 NEW (staked 21,976)
u/Starcat75 → 📰 289 NEW (staked 48,709)
u/Sweetserra → 📰 960 NEW (staked 161,500)
u/The_herowarboy → 📰 16 NEW (staked 2,805)
u/Torporific1 → 📰 440 NEW (staked 74,000)
u/UnnaturalGeek → 📰 420 NEW (staked 70,677)
u/VIVOffical → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Valuable_Cable2900 → 📰 85 NEW (staked 14,367)
u/VampireWriterMM → 📰 2 NEW (staked 500)
u/VeryCuriousBeing → 📰 0 NEW (staked 80)
u/WTFrashelle → 📰 522 NEW (staked 87,875)
u/Wonderful_Bad6531 → 📰 1,377 NEW (staked 231,530)
u/Zen_tra_brrrr → 📰 5 NEW (staked 943)
u/TheTownCrier → 📰 0 NEW (staked 133)
u/armthrash → 📰 1,268 NEW (staked 213,324)
u/beerans → 📰 17 NEW (staked 3,003)
u/boomerangthrowaway → 📰 1,953 NEW (staked 328,477)
u/bp_ohio → 📰 200 NEW (staked 33,649)
u/bvandepol → 📰 0 NEW (staked 140)
u/chwick → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/coinllector → 📰 1,222 NEW (staked 205,517)
u/crypto_tatersalad → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/daltadka911 → 📰 15 NEW (staked 2,534)
u/evilninjarobot → 📰 1,526 NEW (staked 256,580)
u/eyoomix → 📰 22 NEW (staked 3,720)
u/final_lionel → 📰 0 NEW (staked 18)
u/hammerandanvilpro → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/ieatmoondust → 📰 785 NEW (staked 132,001)
u/nakamo_toe → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/nsavalve → 📰 107 NEW (staked 18,128)
u/pcurepair → 📰 0 NEW (staked 150)
u/rickribera93 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 120)
u/sM0k3dR4Gn → 📰 8 NEW (staked 1,500)
u/seon_mx → 📰 59 NEW (staked 10,033)
u/sollgus → 📰 1 NEW (staked 172)
u/theBarefootedBastard → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/thebaldmaniac → 📰 1,994 NEW (staked 335,356)
u/timbulance → 📰 109 NEW (staked 18,390)
u/tylerv602022 → 📰 42 NEW (staked 7,074)
u/valikazar → 📰 1 NEW (staked 199)
u/wato4000 → 📰 47 NEW (staked 8,000)
u/yahuurdme → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)

📰 Use !balance to check your wallet 📈 Keep staking to grow your weekly rewards!

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 12 days ago

▲ 12 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 2500 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 39 Active Users
This Month: 📰 5120 NEW | 👥 49 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1357425 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 12 days ago

▲ 11 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 2620 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 39 Active Users
This Month: 📰 3070 NEW | 👥 43 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1355375 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 13 days ago

▲ 2 r/thenewsbruh

This thread tracks all comments and their upvotes on The News, Bruh throughout May 2026!

Each upvote you receive will automatically earn you:

• 📰 20 NEW

Everyone is rewarded equally based on the total upvotes they earn.

📅 Payout Date: June 01, 2026

🔄 This thread auto-updates every 12 hours with the latest leaderboard.

🌟 Upvote Leaders So Far:

Leaderboard updates live each day!

—

❌ Note: Your own upvote and upvotes on !commands do NOT count toward rewards.

✨ Rewards are sent directly to your Reddit balance and summarized in a pinned comment when the month ends.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 14 days ago

▲ 15 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1750 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 48 Active Users
This Month: 📰 2520 NEW | 👥 2 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1354825 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 14 days ago

▲ 8 r/thenewsbruh

This thread tracks all comments and their upvotes on The News, Bruh throughout May 2026!

Each upvote you receive will automatically earn you:

• 📰 20 NEW

Everyone is rewarded equally based on the total upvotes they earn.

📅 Payout Date: June 01, 2026

🔄 This thread auto-updates every 12 hours with the latest leaderboard.

🌟 Upvote Leaders So Far:

u/ieatmoondust — 1 upvotes

—

❌ Note: Your own upvote and upvotes on !commands do NOT count toward rewards.

✨ Rewards are sent directly to your Reddit balance and summarized in a pinned comment when the month ends.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 14 days ago

▲ 18 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1400 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 45 Active Users
This Month: 📰 50450 NEW | 👥 67 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1351505 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 15 days ago

▲ 14 r/thenewsbruh

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 3400 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 45 Active Users
This Month: 📰 49400 NEW | 👥 67 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1350455 NEW | 🌍 207 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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u/BRUHB0T-_- — 16 days ago