r/survivorcirclejerk
Sophi Balerdi BREAKS HER NDA and LEAKS that her, Rizo, and Savannah were cast on Survivor 150.
u/Sailor_Psyche — 14 hours ago
Did Cirie get up OFF THE COUCH so that JD could get OFF ON THE COUCH?
does this make her maga? is she in the zoom alliance
u/AccomplishedBake8351 — 11 hours ago
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Three person survivor season.
Hear me out. It’s just Cirie Fields, Kim Spradlin and one random new contestant for 26 days and the random contestant votes for the winner so we see whose mist is stronger.
u/Leather_South2417 — 11 hours ago
Why did Rizo not age and be on more seasons of Survivor before Season 50? Is he stupid?
I see everyone saying how Rizo will lose to every other player on the beach because he’s too young and other people have better survivor legacies.
Aubry, who has played terribly this season would apparently beat Rizo because she “just had a kid” and “it’s about time she won”.
This really begs the question, why did Rizo not simply age up to something respectable like 38 and play on a couple more seasons if he wanted to win Survivor 50?
u/Emergency_Ad_500 — 19 hours ago
Is fransquesqua the worst survivor player ever or were her first 2 games a fluke?
u/Adventurous-Limit279 — 1 day ago
Why did America split the votes? You could of had an honourable President
u/ShySass — 1 day ago
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Jenna's secret showmance EXPOSED? (background unrelated)
Why would she marry a former winner? Is she stupid? This is why she was the first person voted off Survivor 50: In the hands of Rizgod. Her threat level was like, several out of several.
u/Wide-Set6218 — 1 day ago
emily flippen about to tell your secrets
u/___underscored — 1 day ago
Would Ozzy or Coach be Better in Bed?
Ozzy
Pros:
- Experienced Lover
- Massive Dong
- Doesn't care about your other partners
Cons:
- Gives you an STD
Coach
Pros:
- Tells you he's an experienced lover
- Tells you about his massive dong
- Tells you he adores you and would never lie to you
Cons:
- Wee Peen
- Demands monogamy
- Also gives you an STD
Thoughts?
u/CompetitionLow9019 — 3 days ago
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The final 3 that would save the season
Jonathan, Joe, and Stephanie
u/Ok_Detail_40 — 2 days ago
Hubicki listing Coach’s, Ozzy’s and Colby’s dih sizes in order
u/BBKgang97 — 3 days ago
Did Zac Brown make the jury or was he voted out before the merge
I fell asleep and didn’t hear what Jeffra said
u/Particular_Flow3961 — 2 days ago
Hardest challenges survivor players ever done?
I dont think I could of done this in under two hours.
u/IWanttotriggeryou — 3 days ago
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Which season has the best river?
Between Australian Outback, Amazon, China, and Tocantins. DAE new survivor unoriginal location?
u/RefrigeratorTricky78 — 3 days ago
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Now that the Dragon Slayer is gone does Cirsie need to worry?
The mother of Lord Joffrey Probst and the occupant of the iron couch is currently ruling over Fijesteros. But without a dragon slayer Queen Daenerys Boatwright may invade Fiji and put her reign to an end!
u/RobinReborn — 2 days ago