Would Ozzy or Coach be Better in Bed?
Ozzy
Pros:
- Experienced Lover
- Massive Dong
- Doesn't care about your other partners
Cons:
- Gives you an STD
Coach
Pros:
- Tells you he's an experienced lover
- Tells you about his massive dong
- Tells you he adores you and would never lie to you
Cons:
- Wee Peen
- Demands monogamy
- Also gives you an STD
Thoughts?
u/CompetitionLow9019 — 3 days ago