r/superheroeslife

I'm pinned down by henchmen armed with neutron cannons and I've lost contact with Delta !

What happens when a Liche gets sent back in time to the Cretaceous period and comes back the long way? He gains plenty of time to become the biggest pain in my ass in existence.

He's some kind of undead cyborg with a mix of technology and magic. He was responsible for the cyborg zombie incident a while back.

Power Versatility: five stars.

He's probably the most feared supervillain the House has on their payroll, and definitely one of the few I'd label a "kudzu".

Reputation: Five Stars

Motherfucker didn't even show up. He sent a corpse that had all of its limbs replaced with miniguns. Fucking thing was flying all over the place spewing bullets in all directions. I took cover until it was done spamming bullets and then ripped its limbs off.

Conduct: 0 stars.

Fight: 0 stars.

Bravery: 0 stars.

Average: 1.6

i work with blastwave

he told me to post here

so now am here

I have lightning powers. i dont pay my tax. FUCK YOU TAX MAN. and am good at my job

also am the only normal perosn. like god everyone on our nameless team is nuts

-zap. just zap.