u/Abject-Hospital5407

i would say the Strix

Idk i just think there cool

i work with blastwave

he told me to post here

so now am here

I have lightning powers. i dont pay my tax. FUCK YOU TAX MAN. and am good at my job

also am the only normal perosn. like god everyone on our nameless team is nuts

-zap. just zap.

the GOD DAMN IRS sent THE TAX MAN After zap. Again

Right now evey hero and VILLIAN at The hotel is teaming Up ON TAX MAN AND TAX MAN IS STILL WINNING

God DAMN it This is Why Even The most EVIL People Alive There Tax. WHY MUST NOT PAYING TAX BE YOUR ONE AND ONLY CRIME!?!?!?!
mirror girls and all Of My ex-wife’s team is already done

lucky dargon is calling his dad’s underligs for Back Up But i dont Think They Can Stop TAX MAN

TBH we dont Even need Help. We just need a Way to Get zap Out and Alive

-blastwave

So i Know That place is Mostly a hang Out for The bad Guy But i Made The deal with the owener and We got It

and Well. We Are doing a 3 Day long party

ya Know. Cuz We Took Down a BIG deal bad guy

``image Of blastwave, oleder White Man In his 50s-ish. Dressed like a Rich hobo. Zap. Black man in his 30s. Who is dressing like Old Money. And mirror girl, Both Of Them, who Are kissing and Are dreesed like There Go sarting In a BIG moive, anD a perosn In a Suit who seems to be a Void In a Suit is laying passed Out ON The bed In The back``

come over If Ya Wnat, everything is Paid for by ivory dargon thanks to The Old blackmail i Have

[note form zap. You cant really call it backmail. everybody already knows about it]
[noet form mirror girl, Yeah that he wnats his sister to-[CUT OFF]]
[I HATE YOU ALL. NULL]

if You dont Know, mirror man Was a bad guy who Was a master art thief With mirror Powers. He is best known for puching his Now EX side-kick and lover Off The top Of a skyscraper. Dont worry She is Doing Well Now,

but, am sure our legal Guy, Max todd The 3rd. Is just mirror Man

``2 images. ON left is a sumg Looking Man In a mirrror bassed Suit, ON The other is a Man who Looks the same But With a tired look and sunglasses``

JUST LOOK AND TELL ME THERE 2 PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT THE SAME?

so Yeha, pretty sure The lawyer is Him

-blastwave

So Um, Yeah Thats not Good

{sorry to everyone who was hopeing but the reform program can not sent back up. its out of our jurisdiction}

[OK TODD THANK YOU SO MUCH NOW CAN YOU CAN IT?]
{that is no way to talk to your laywer but sure i will}

….wait didnt You Used to be-

[THAT IS INFO THAT SHOULD NOT BE POSTED HERE AND ALSO AM LOWERING YOUR PAY]
{thank you null}

. Ok sure

Just Ask Me About whatever

[AND WE WILL TELL YOU IF HE IS TELLING A LIE]

of course You Will

[VERY]

shut It bart i wasnt Talking to You

[I AM NEVER GOING TO LET THIS THIS :)]
…….lovely

-Blastwave [AND NULL]

We Sadly got The 2 Worst,

big jim, You Know The song, You Don’t Mess Around With Jim

Yeah Thats Him, BIG Dumb MFer who cant Think god But Can Take Cars to The fight and be fine and hit like your Being hit by a truck

The Other Was THE GREAT AND POWERFULL EVIL WIZRED LARRY (all caps ) who is just, ugh i hate Him

lucky his body is weck. Unlucky he is In Fact. A Evil wizred. And he still has It Out for Me After i Won his Old hat In a poker game With Me. Him. O.R.C. And greedy gold Dragon

so Yeha, Jim went After zap and i got larry who still hates My guts

fight Was a mess. Took a lot But We Took Down Jim and larry

me and zap Are at The bar Right now. Ya know, drinking The pain away

so Yeah, Things With Me Have been Going like That

also zap Says hi