r/shittyadvice

Can I leave subtle hints or do I flat out tell her?

Edit: achieved liftoff

just a question

Can they just change all of their names to one easy to learn and remember? Maybe Sam or another gender neutral name?

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am leading over 200 of our finest men and women currently operating undercover in Iran. Believe it or not, we have a real shot at toppling the Iranian regime and changing it for a new one as early as next week.

Having reviewed the shortlist of potential successor regimes, we are still struggling to decide which new regime would be the best regime. But putting that list aside for a moment: Which new regime would you personally recommend as an average American? All options are still on the table for now, so let's carefully consider all the possibilities to ensure we don't screw this one up!

Edit: Please choose wisely, as we don't want to have to change it again shortly afterwards.

I was thinking of feeding their dog some chocolate to silence the noise.

Is that too extreme, or it the price of peace worth it?

Have the conflicting coworkers duke it out in the octagon. Two coworkers enter, only one leaves. Fight to the death!

This works because im too likable to ever end up in there. I’d pay good money to watch though.

There's a big national holiday coming up in 3 days and my managers are laughing at me and saying no there isn't. Should I sue them or something?

They don't even look at them. They just tell me they can't because they're blind as if they're too good for it and they already know without even looking.

Any advice about virginity? I’m 23 and I’ve never done it. I’ve had opportunities, but I’m shy, and I’d really like my first experience to be a good one. Any tips or tricks for a first time, based on your experiences?

So every year we got this tradition where we pull out random countries and present them, one of the things that we need to do is a play inspired by/adaptation of some kind of myth/legend from that country. This year I got Japan and I don't want the usual snacks-for-tourists myths, no, I want to know the single most cursed/weird/funny or just simply interesting Japan myth or legend that you can think of. Please keep in mind that it atleast needs to somehow be SFW (or atleast NSFW that I can change a bit into SFW).