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▲ 77 r/okbuddyraider+1 crossposts

I want to give Celeste my Seed

Every time I sit down to play some nice relaxing ARC Raiders and I'm minding my own business watching the intro cinematic THERE SHE IS THERES CELESTE oh my god I want to give her all my seeds I want to pump all of my seeds into her safe pocket until she can't give me anything else oh my god I want to give celeste all of my seeeeedsssss I want her to tell me how nice it is to see a friendly face and then pour my seeds into her so she can give me all those sweet sweet Exodus Modules and Springs and Gun parts oh my goddddddd and if that motherfucker bilgun even dares to look at MY PERSONAL SEED SAFE POCKET CELESTE I WILL JUPITER HIS LITTLE RAIDER BALLS

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

u/Wank_Mk_2 — 3 days ago
▲ 26 r/okbuddyraider

You can’t let this happen…

You can’t fake friendly and still get fried once you realize your terribly thought out plan failed.

u/iamMrsJackson — 3 hours ago
▲ 32 r/okbuddyraider

Well that's a new one. Out buddied by the Hunt Showdown main sub of all places.

Honestly. Not even mad. I'm impressed

u/Sh1tWasSoCashout — 3 days ago
▲ 21 r/okbuddyraider

Hey raiders, did you know that in terms of male human and female ARC breeding, the Queen is the most compatible ARC for humans? Not only are they royalty, Queens are an average of 65 feet tall and have a loot value of over 100kg. This means they're large enough to be able to handle humans, and with their impressive stats for HP with estimates varying around 21,000 to over 33,000 and access to heavy armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly metal and oil based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused queen would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily be with one for hours without getting sore. They also have Laser Beam, Ground Slam, and EMP Pulses at their disposal so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Laser beam and EMP Pulse, they can easily recover from anything, fighting or loving. No other ARC comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you shoot their top off with an equalizer, you can full access to their hot internals. The queen is literally built for humans. Ungodly defense + high HP pool means it can take it all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

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u/SleepCareful6461 — 12 days ago
▲ 18 r/okbuddyraider+1 crossposts

Never seen this happen before. Used the Snaphook to get on the Matriarch, trying to place a deadline. Another random raider climbed on as well. Next thing I know, the Matriarch is on its back. First time suplexing an ARC. Matriarch gave me a good kick to the face, but I still got a core. Excellent raid.

u/AZRealtor86 — 12 days ago