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What to do with this Schlong cactus?

So... I'm not really a big fan of Cacti. I've had this one for at least 5 years and it was initially only about 1.5" tall. Despite serious neglect, multiple moves and a couple near death experiences it continues to come back and it has bloomed within the last year. I finally acquired a house and I think he has earned his stay. Clearly needs repotting, but what's the proper way to do so in this case? Any suggestions are greatly appreciated.

Light: Currently next to an East facing sliding door. ~3 hours direct light and lots of bright indirect light. Can certainly be moved. Have a large deck outside if that's better.

Water: Every time it dries out completely, which is frequent due to the tiny dinkus idiot pot.

Bonus: Can I transfer the other cactus into the same pot as the schlong or nah?

u/Simontisme — 12 hours ago
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That's some nice...onions on you.

This is the first photo I took in my current flat. Kinda ballsy.

u/FamousSquash — 21 hours ago
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of a chuchu

It's a Brazilian vegetable normally half of the size of this one

u/jonnmnemonic — 16 hours ago
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From Byproducts to Shelf Price: The Commodity Chain Behind King Oyster Mushrooms

The production of king oyster mushrooms (Pleurotus eryngii) is deeply embedded in interconnected commodity markets that extend far beyond the final retail price. Their lifecycle begins with a substrate composed of wood shavings—an industrial byproduct of timber processing—and rice bran, a separately traded agricultural commodity within the broader grain market. The procurement cost of wood shavings varies regionally and plays a key role in determining bulk substrate expenses, while rice bran pricing tends to move in partial correlation with primary grains. Over time, this mixture yields king oyster mushrooms that enter export markets governed by increasingly standardized trading structures, where prices fluctuate according to harvest cycles in patterns similar to other bulk agricultural commodities. What consumers ultimately see on the shelf reflects only the final stage of a complex, multi-layered pricing chain.

Learn more here:

  1. https://urbanfarmproduce.com/blogs/mushroom-cultivation/how-to-grow-oyster-mushrooms

  2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no7_Jnfo5n8

u/Zee2A — 1 day ago
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Les Pépites des Archives #22 : Un cortinaire en forme et bien gluant.

Les pépites des archives, ce sont de jolis "doublons" que les admins ont décidé de vous resservir pour les remettre en valeur après quelques mois ou années passés aux oubliettes.

Un cortinaire à la belle couleur violacée, tout juste sorti de sa matrice humique, par une belle journée humide...

u/Bubbly_Sherbert4600 — 21 hours ago
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How can I help it accept it's (officially diagnosed!!!!) micropenis?

I think he should actually jerk more cuz even if they're not blue, look at those balls. so... how can I help him move past his complexe?

u/SycheosChaos — 18 hours ago
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Was looking online for inspiration for a party im hosting. Guess I'm not making a Tree

u/turtlepanzer — 2 days ago
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Went on a hike

Went on a nice trail hike this morning. Greeted by this big thang

u/PlCKLENlCK — 1 day ago