u/SycheosChaos

Image 1 — How can I help it accept it's (officially diagnosed!!!!) micropenis?
Image 2 — How can I help it accept it's (officially diagnosed!!!!) micropenis?
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How can I help it accept it's (officially diagnosed!!!!) micropenis?

I think he should actually jerk more cuz even if they're not blue, look at those balls. so... how can I help him move past his complexe?

u/SycheosChaos — 20 hours ago
🔥 Hot ▲ 127 r/gothplants

I'm not usually this fond of flower but spotted that one

looking much more black irl. Any idea of the variety? so I can plant them all over my imaginary goth- art nouveau manoir

u/SycheosChaos — 8 days ago