
r/mallninjashit

Granted, only the last ten or so have been particularly serious. If you want to know more about a blade, just ask! Thanks for looking!
What’s the most Mall Ninja thing you own?
For me, it’s probably the TOPS Grim Ripper (lmao) pictured. How about you guys? I’m talkin’ tacticool swords… bladed gloves… useless “martial arts” “weapons…” whatcha got?
Saw at Harbor Freight for $9
You can't really tell here, but the blade is already chipped in the packaging.
Why wear 1 belt when you can wear 2 belts?
Who is ready to step up and put their money where their mouth is? 🗡️🤑
Throw in another $45k and you get the gas station to go with it too. 😅
Edited to add: I found a video of it https://youtu.be/geKzR5Tm9CU
Pls dont bite my head off 😭
Can anyone tell me if this was made by a giant manufacturer or if its just super old and beaten up? I got this as a kid at like actually idk what age but ik I was in fith grade.. im 29 now. what age are fish graders 😅..also peoplethink i was a try hard tomboy cause it it but im like...im not im actually girly af??.Anyway pls help cause I wanted to know if its even worth selling anywhere..???
TwoSun TS-196 "Sabertooth" engraved anodized titanium scales
New York Times, 7 May 2026
Source: [For a Certain Kind of Guy, Even a Diaper Bag Needs to Be ‘Tactical’](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/07/magazine/tactical-gear-marketing-boys-trend.html)
Hey: ninjas need to go to the mall too!
I didn't get enough to time to capture the exclusive delights of the samurai swords, throwing stars and CS:GO blades on this trip... but *puts on shades* "Ah'll be back"