r/legaldogadvice

Soo for a lifetime of chimkin

I need a pawyer to soo for a lifetime of treatos. I was just jumping around like I do every day, and then I had owies in my leg.

To make it worse, my hooman took me to the poky place and I got very sleepy. Even I woke up I had this on my leg.

I have been getting extra chimkin, as I should, but I get very sleepy every time I get it. I think something is going on, but it is chimkin, so….

I think I deserve compensation for the injustice I have suffered.

u/josmithfrog — 3 hours ago

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Suing my dog for stealing the bed!

Dogs and cat shaped dog size dogs and everybody!

I need to sue my dog!

You probably think, why would a human ever sue a dog? Well, he has stolen my bed AND my pillow.

I had this bed before he moved in. We signed no contract allowing hogging of the bed or for blanket theft. At the shelter I asked if he wanted to live with me and we shook on it. That's all our verbal contract stated. I told him that most people would NOT allow this tomfoolery, but he continues to steal my spot if I get up. Then he says he will give it back to me for "an exchange of pizza bones. "

is there chance for arbitration? I am a simple human who did not invest in pizza bones (although my investment company did give me the option at one point)

is there a dog or dog shaped cat or maybe a very smart fish with expertise in dog- human law?

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u/EstroJen — 13 hours ago

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