Suing my dog for stealing the bed!
Dogs and cat shaped dog size dogs and everybody!
I need to sue my dog!
You probably think, why would a human ever sue a dog? Well, he has stolen my bed AND my pillow.
I had this bed before he moved in. We signed no contract allowing hogging of the bed or for blanket theft. At the shelter I asked if he wanted to live with me and we shook on it. That's all our verbal contract stated. I told him that most people would NOT allow this tomfoolery, but he continues to steal my spot if I get up. Then he says he will give it back to me for "an exchange of pizza bones. "
is there chance for arbitration? I am a simple human who did not invest in pizza bones (although my investment company did give me the option at one point)
is there a dog or dog shaped cat or maybe a very smart fish with expertise in dog- human law?