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The bed work provided me with😭j
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The bed work provided me with😭j

Changed my sheets for the first time since moving to my live in job a few weeks ago and was greeted with this😭😭😭😭😭 how the hell???? I’m going to complain in the morning but I’m scared they’re going to tell me that I caused it in thr 3 weeks I’ve been here😭😭😭

EDIT: I got a new mattress!

Edit: looked on the underside and it’s just as manky! I’ll attach pics in comments. At least I know 100% it wasn’t me

Edit: I just want to preface as it was mentioned twice I am not being human trafficked! Don’t worry! I’m here of my own free will and can leave whenever I want, same as everyone else. Living at work is normal in the area I’m in as it’s rural and no one would work out here if they had to commute! I’m safe aside from the mattress

u/kittykatunicornqueen — 3 days ago
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I think Deadly Melodic gave a nice twist with their werewolf design: instead of the classic wolf with humanoid torso, we see a beast that seems to have stopped midway in its transformation, stuck between the human an the animal and is in pain because of this. You can clearly see how the body is rigid and how the skin unnaturally adheres to the body frame, as if it failed to fully adapt to this new form. And obviously the face: what’s scary about this is that it’s not the classic angry-looking muzzle commonly seen in werewolves, but what is now essentially a mask of its former humanity, stretched on this elongated skull to the point of being ridden of all expression marks, giving it this uncanny and unexpressive look that somehow still conveys the agony this creature is going through.

I understand if it may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but honestly I would love to see a movie with this werewolf design

u/Fearless-List-3968 — 6 days ago
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LQ9 6.0 iron block

Two Precision 6466 turbos at 21psi

AEM meth injection at 8psi

Holley hi ram intake, 102mm throttle body

Brian Tooley stage 4 turbo cam. 227° intake, 24X° exhaust, 0.618” lift, 115° LSA

Ported 317 heads. Brian Tooley dual valve springs. Johnson 2116LSR lifters. Oem rocker arms + upgraded trunnion

Forged Summit Racing connecting rods and dished pistons

LC9 crankshaft

100lb/hr injectors. Fuelab 500lph pump. 95 octane gas

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Original r150 transmission. Custom forged gear sets and billet shafts

Rear end out of a junkyard GMT800 2500. Locked 4.10 diff

Dobinsons shocks and springs

Kryptonite traction bar

u/mn9_r — 5 days ago
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Kinda explains why blarg is the only one to realize they're having repeat conversations

u/Ethany523 — 5 days ago
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Swagger is ruining the pod!!!

Im a fat parasocial loser retard, I cant stand swaggers annoying voice, i love swags which is obviously a backhanded compliment. I can't stand him existing talking about annoying stuff and talking about thing I don't particularly like which is I, the viewer should be catered to what I want to hear. I cant ever shut up about how it should be yumi that who should have replaced soup and can never shut up about the good times 100 podcast ago which can never happen! All podcast should be the same quality as the early days where they talked about new fresh stuff and not appreciate how the boys are trying to talk about new shit. Again Im a piece of garbage lardass parasocial retard who makes post like this monthly.and also thedooo and mcnasty never talks which i will put a blind eye on.

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u/LmaoXdRoflHaha — 3 days ago
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Rest in peace Kyle Loftis

First Ken block now Kyle Loftis who else are we going to fucking lose?

u/I-THE-TRAITOR621 — 7 days ago
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I connected Yumi to Ben Shapiro through features and songs. Realistically speaking, Yumi COULD make a song with Ben Shapiro

u/lolflim — 1 day ago
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Swagger

Edit - fyi I'm talking in the videos, not on the podcast

Am I the only one that finds Swagger not particularly funny? I love the Goons, but find Swagger annoying every time he's in a video, which seems to be every other video these days (7/8 of the Dooo Tooo's recent videos for example)

Always talks about how he does drugs (half his Twitter is just "so I smoked weed... "), or about Kamala/Biden still for some reason, and seems to dick ride Elon/X/Grok/the right in general all the time

- tl:dr he feels like 4chan and /pol/ come to life and it just ruins the vibes every time for me, not to mention butting in and killing the energy with a poorly told story that usually isn't funny

It's just my personal opinion, but I'm just not a fan of him seemingly becoming a "main stay" - I'm sure he's a gc irl, but I'm just not a fan of him in the goons vids (I don't follow the podcast enough to comment on that side)

He was a part of 11 billion crabs though, so I'll give him that

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u/_dictatorish_ — 3 days ago