r/fuckHPprinters

YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU DICK ASS PRINTER

YOU FUCKING JAM MY PAPER, YOU CRUMBLE IT AND CANT EVEN PRINT SHIT CORRECTLY WITHOUT YOU BEING A FUCKASS

YOU CANT EVEN PRINT 2 PAGES WITHOUT BEING A DICK

I HAD TO PRINT 1 BY 1 FOR A 28 PAGES DOCUMENT YOU FUCKER

I HATE YOUUUU HP

YOU FUCKING CAPITALIST MACHINE HOG

YOU HAVE LITERALLY THE EASIEST JOB, WHICH IS TO PRINT

AND YOU CANT DO IT CORRECTLY WITHOUT BEING AN ASS

IS YOUR ONLY JOB

THE ONLY JOB YOU HAVE

AND YOU CANT DO SHIT

I HOPE YOU DIE HP

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

HP = HAVE PORN

HP = HAVE PRICK

I HOPE YOU DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

STUPID FUCKING PRINTER CANT DO ITS ONLY JOB PROPERLY

I HAVE ISSUES WITH THE DESKJET LINE

1. Why is it that you have to print a “alignment page” after I change an ink cartridge
2. Why are the cartridges so hard to change and why are they locked in the packaging like I’m trying to get into a vault (the tear here on the 305 bags never works)
   3.YOU ARE NOT OUT OF PAPER TAKE THE PAPER FEED THE PAPER SPIT THE PAPER. I ONLY HAVE ON PEICE IN AND I ONLY WANNA PRINT ONE PIECE
3. The bloatware the hp smart app is less than smart why must I i sign in to scan a document. Next thing we know we will need an account to press the copy button on the printer itself