r/fatsquirrelhate

Found in a dresser donated to a Habitat for Humanity store.

i've never see such gluttony. these fat fucks will eat anything. even his balls are huge.

This is a not so stable squirrel friend I called "Seizy" She grew quite comfortable with me as I catered directly to her every need. I met her being bullied away from my feeder, such a small girl. She looked so absolutely sad, I had to do something about it. As our relationship progressed, she began to have a voice. She never bit me, but so relentless towards others as she grew up. Defending her food. 😳 She'd growl loudly first, then lunge and clamp on to other squirrels with her teeth and not let go. I've seen her get dragged up trees. 😶 Then come back as she did here and sploot next to her favorite human. I would stroke her back to calm her down. She sounded like a broken record, half "growling", and half "aah, there's the spot" ,🤣 She only stayed around for Two years. Just thought I'd share.

Squirrel 🐾 you look good, won't you back that thang up! 🤣 I wish I had a video of her reaction to her first walnut in the shell. It was like a gift from the heavens to her. She was truly a gift.

It's been entertaining to watch to say the least.