r/churchofnaoya

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Naoya won round 16! Congrats all cour 2 finalists of the JJK man titty tournament!

I'm taking a 1 day break from posting anything man titty related. I was considering making the man titty tournament weekly instead of daily, in a fashion similar to r/bungousimpbattles so people could post propaganda/agenda on why their fav should win. Anyway feel free to drop your hot takes in the comments

u/lakshmithesussybaka — 21 hours ago
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Official Illustration By Gege featuring Naoya

I love how Naoya and M*ki are paralleled in the illustration. I might be reaching but it looks cool.

Also Naoya is 3 cm higher than M*ki. What did gaygay means by this??? (source: I made it up)

u/Timless_Comic — 1 day ago
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Noaya wins against M*ki in an equal understanding fight.

M*ki defenders see she won against Naoya twice by sneaking him with knowledge he had no way of knowing and act like she will always win in a head on fight against Naoya.

The reason she won both fights was because she abused knowledge Naoya couldn't have possibly know or know she had, if you but Naoya and m*ki in a fight where they both have all the information they need on the other opponent Naoya is always going to win and that's the truth.

His punches were fucking her up. The only reason she chose the strategy that won is because she had no other option at that point and knew she'd lose if this kept up. And because she had seen projection sorcery before.

M*ki herself states that this is bad. Because Naoyas punches were hurting her. If I remember correctly she had multiple broken ribs. She won because Naoya didn't know she knew how projection sorcery worked. If Naoya had prior knowledge in the fight like M*ki did he would win. If they were put on equal footing and understanding Naoya wins. He lost because he didnt know one detail. She won this one right and you'll all act like she'd win every other fight.

Naoya has easy diff in a fight where they both have equal understanding.

There is a reason in both fights M*ki had to resort to sneaky tactics. She can't win against Naoya in a head on fight so she had to catch him off guard in both fights. (Her surprising him by knowing about projection sorcery and her sneaking him in his domain since he didn't know she could just enter domains)

Naoya out stats m*ki in a lot of stuff. Unfortunately in both fights she had BS knowledge Naoya didn't which caused her to win by sneaking him. Give them equal knowledge and Noaya wins.

u/Tiny-Let4714 — 1 day ago

is this better or worse??

take 3 on the lord in my tomodachi life. adjusted some things according to advice on my last post (tried SO hard to make a smirk work but i just couldn’t, he looked off 😭) though i feel that im still doing him such an injustice.

my peers (i daren’t even deign to call them my “friends” any longer..) despise our saviour, and thusly refuse to give me any constructive comments, only that i should “delete him entirely”.

please tear me down as the lord would or reassure me that it’s maybe possibly not as bad as i think………………

perhaps ill just be asking this forever, never satisfied, never truly being able to recreate the perfection that naoya is with my own hands….sighs

u/piplup-n-rowlet — 19 hours ago

Chant

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(I'll get it!)

The need to be satisfied

(Hey Johnny! Lemme go grab my sweater)

Come pick me up, I want a ride

(Hi, Mrs. Stefani) (Bye, Mom!)

Hurry, hurry come to me

(So, baby where you wanna go, huh?)

Drive-in movie

Drive in, move me

Drive into me

Bubble Pop Electric, you've gotta get it

Straight to me, drive-in movie

Take it to the back seat, run it like a track meet

Come to me, drive-in movie

Bubble Pop Electric, you've gotta get it

Straight to me, drive-in movie

Take it to the back seat, run it like a track meet

Come to me, drive-in movie

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u/mile_high_w_a_dud — 17 hours ago
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JUST ONE BEATING NAOYA...

genuinely just one slap from naoya could wipe away half of my negative thoughts and problems and a beating would would make me the happiest woman alive. I NEED HIM TO BEAT ME UP I CAN'T I CAN'T I NEED HIM TO ABUSE ME SO BAD

Please CHOKE ME NAOYA 🙏🙏🙏

NAOYA PLSSS SAVE ME AND DISCIPLINE ME INTO BEING THE PROPER WOMAN PLS PLS PLS PLSSS S🙏😏🙏😋😋

sorry

u/Electronic_Stock_646 — 2 days ago
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Stop, Give me your best « don’t you have a human heart ? » meme right now

u/midasGOLD91 — 3 days ago