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I like it when klaus dose random human things dispite being in a fish body,I humbly ask for photos of klaus doing random human things
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I like it when klaus dose random human things dispite being in a fish body,I humbly ask for photos of klaus doing random human things

u/Silkmothz_ADHD — 10 hours ago
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Just noticed when Klaus was turned into a moose, his ears and beard are the same design as his fins and tail

u/reanocivn — 2 hours ago
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Two best friends!!

I would have loved an Easter egg, of Jeff and Sinbad at the old western photo shot. Can you think of a better duo than these two!?!

u/BreeGlitter89 — 14 hours ago
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I keep finding hilarious stuff in my binge of the show. My new favorite absurdly silly persona name is Calypso Banana Puffy-Sleeves! Drop your favorite persona name below

u/impendingfuckery — 4 hours ago
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Hayley's been cheating on Jeff?

Was rewatching last season, that kinda sucks! They've got the only wholesome marriage in the show lol

u/Pumpkin_Sushi — 9 hours ago

“Once upon a time there was a little alien who went to the Police academy”

“Wait, why is this wrong? Next to "Miranda Rights," I put: "Miranda has the right to a decent man who will help her raise her baby."

u/DepthEqual2422 — 1 hour ago
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And now it is my pleasure to introduce…the beating heart of this restaurant…his name is on the front for a reason…Julius!

u/youaredumbasabutt — 15 hours ago

This is all interesting, but how does it help me? How does it help *Barry* get ahead?

u/WS-Gilbert — 1 hour ago
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Are you crazy pushing me in the pool? I have forty hits of ecstacy in my pocket. Buckle up kids.

u/NotRealKev — 19 hours ago
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Top secret CIA weather control division, Dick speaking - I MEAN, PIZZA STORE!

u/Chubbadog — 5 hours ago
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“Anyone want to cut my head off and have sex with my body?” “You look like a fat pear. I hate you, you fat, gray pear!”

u/GhostBoyJames — 19 hours ago
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You know damn well that America doesn't want to enslave all Arabs. Just the ones who have oil. Ahahahaha! Am I right, fellas? Yeah. Americans. Bunch of douchebags. Praise Allah!

u/nint3njoe_2003 — 23 hours ago
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Hey Dadders, what are YOUR last words gonna be if the world plunges into nuclear hellfire?

u/LewdDudeNewd — 23 hours ago

The Pickle King

I'm the pickle king

Of course, trophies are my thing

When I get them in stock

There'll be a line around the block

So don't miss a beat

Head across the street

And show me how to fill out a trophy order sheeeet

Pickle Mania!

Trophy Wife, Trophy Life

u/jobin_pistol — 2 hours ago
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