“Anyone want to cut my head off and have sex with my body?” “You look like a fat pear. I hate you, you fat, gray pear!”
u/GhostBoyJames — 20 hours ago
u/GhostBoyJames
“You're all going to die! Your parents and your doctors are lying to you!”
“Breaking bad news is part of the job, Wheels. It's a part of life. You got to do it. That's why I volunteer at the cancer ward every Sunday”
u/GhostBoyJames — 1 day ago
▲ 6 r/americandad
Persona 5 Royal but Roger is all the Confidants
youtu.beu/GhostBoyJames — 2 days ago
How exactly was Khan able to quickly bounce back from this financially? He nearly bankrupted his entire family during his “Redneck Phase”
*The Redneck on Rainey Street*
u/GhostBoyJames — 2 days ago
▲ 12 r/americandad
Based on her scat, our scientists believe the extreme lack of roughage in Francine's diet is the cause of her frequent constipation.
u/GhostBoyJames — 2 days ago
Chunk Dunkirk, incontinent jai alai instructor. "Incontinent jai alai instructor"? Incontinent jai alai instructor. All right, I'm calling it!
u/GhostBoyJames — 3 days ago