r/WhyWomenLiveLonger

It’s extremely rare for me to feel this, but I sincerely hope this A-hole is eating out of a feeding tube and drooling down a bib now.

At least he's already in a wheelchair.

The falling of the maypole is a tradition that signals the end of the maypole festival in Austria. You get something when you get a paper rose from the braided crown.

There are often incidents or near incidents with guys who had too much alcohol

He *totally* would have made it if only that cement wall hadn’t been there. Stupid wall.

Nice lil new Business idea 😇

I mean, it worked out for bro this time, but teeing off with an animal that could decapitate him with a swipe?! Not too bright.