r/Treksons
Maybe Tuvix eats crackers. We don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know.
u/Alt_when_Im_not_ok — 2 days ago
u/M-2-M — 10 days ago
▲ 166 r/Treksons
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to Deep Space Nine to be a doctor of frontier medicine!" "I don't think any of us expected him to say that."
u/happydude7422 — 2 days ago
Disclaimer: The real Mike Scioscia is alive, and doing just fine.
"Uh, Mike, try to lift your arm."
"Can't... lift... arm... or... speak... at... normal... rate."
"Well, I'm afraid you have a case of acute radiation poisoning, Mr. Scioscia."
"The ship... out of danger? And... will... I... be... able... to... play... softball... tomorrow?"
"No, by tomorrow, you'll barely be able to breathe."
"Oh... man."
u/NoEntertainment8100 — 1 day ago
▲ 48 r/Treksons
"We're offering a recess-and-lunch package that's very affordable."
u/happydude7422 — 1 day ago
▲ 477 r/Treksons
u/happydude7422 — 13 days ago
▲ 115 r/Treksons
"Yaaaar, it's kind of you to deliver these issues of GQ, Mr. Spock. They'll keep my female officers from resorting to lesbianism."
u/MrSFedora — 4 days ago
▲ 306 r/Treksons
u/highlife562 — 12 days ago
▲ 328 r/Treksons
u/highlife562 — 14 days ago