r/StonerThoughts

I just smoked weed for the first time with my “friend”, then he said it was actually PCP weed. Now I’m throwing up all over the floor. fucking help

I am honestly more intrigued by death and I am just interested to see what happens. But also I have noting really keeping me on earth other than just curiosity of whats gonna happen in my life and to humans and the earth. But living is not fun bro, being an adult is like 100% business other than maybe one weekend outta a month.

But if I die of natural causes I will probably be really happy this shit is over lol. If not I'll probably be a little sad I didn't get to live a full life but also like what am I actually missing out on yall can have fun paying bills lol.

Grab some popcorn and possibly a tinfoil hat.

Note: TLDR is somewhere in the comments section.

As everyone has noticed more and more. It is not just technology and history which is obscured. There is also a hidden underlying fundamental truth to perception itself.  Like the the young kids say. "math is not math-Ing"

A little preface, I grew up using rotary phones & land lines. Raised with a very religious background full of doubt and skepticism. As they say “until you see it for yourself” or have experienced it, how can you believe it? Yet, over the course of my life I have come across many unexplainable real experiences.

This hasn't been the first time we've gotten this close to a partial disclosure either.
Let me introduce you to just a sliver of our current reality through a curated small list of videos from individuals who are starting to ask these questions.

Note: The “big” picture is much larger than most think. (It encompasses everything you can think of)

Lets start off this journey with the last closest time of disclosure of alien/ufo/technologies: 

• YouTube Channel -  Polarity - Does an amazing deep dive on this exact topic on this stream. Lecture of famous life long abductee  Dr. Karla Turner

In contrast, this angle by a modern investigative journalist who only started searching after a real life experience .

• YouTube Channel - Cabin in the woods - The story of "big foot". Cryptid technologies

Transitioning our focal point to a more spiritual lens.  

• YouTube Channel - MBB  Dr. Mayim Bialik- Listen to a current message (April 2026) from another being. A channeled message from Z. (There is a part 2)

Lastly, let's tie in the overall control system and how it might operate behind the veil controlling your perception.

• You tube channel - Polarity - The Khazarian Mafia & Cult of Ba’al: How Humanity Fell Into Deception

I am not here to convince anybody of anything. It is up to you as the on lookers to start asking the right questions for yourselves. Formulating your own perspective and seeking the truth.

Note: For people (and human systems), controlling perception is powerful because:

• Perception shapes belief → what you think is true
• Belief shapes behavior → what you choose to do
• Behavior shapes outcomes → what actually happens in the world

So if you can influence how others see reality, you don’t need to force them—you can guide their decisions indirectly.  Regardless, lying about fundamental reality is nefarious none the less.

If you made it this far you're a "real" one. Thanks for reading.

All i know is ever since I was little I had this knowing feeling that everything from a rock to a chicken had consciousness. Always Remember regardless of who you are, you are loved.

I walked into a dorm room w hella ppl and the first thing someone said to me was “I’ve never spoken to you sober”

like damn i rly do smoke that much lowkey. highkey can’t interact w other ppl unless im high🫩

Because I think I'm the only Star Trek Fan. This is a problem if you know anything about these universes. Star Trek, while fiction of course, is a rules-based universe. There is no magic. There is an internal logic and precedents without which there can't be any stories.
Star Wars is technically science fiction, but leans very heavily towards fiction, not science. Classically, sci-fi is about the effect of technology on humanity. The tech in Star Wars if basically magic. Ships don't need fuel. Gunners fire on other ships by looking out the window like it was WWI. The force was basically magic until it was given a weak, nonsensical "scientific" explanation. Darth Vader is Jesus, and if you die you get to hang around as a force ghost and act all smug. And oh yeah, only one family matters at all, apparently. Star Wars is brain candy, it might taste good but your brain doesn't get much out of it.
I think to get by in this world, it's better to be a Star Trek fan.
My wife thinks all this is silly, but she's watching something about 90 days and fiances right now, which is just repulsive.
So if you have any sci-fi questions, lmk. Happy to opine. Live long and prosper.

How are y'all gonna enjoy this beautiful day?

i turned 21 in December. this is my first 4/20. i don't have a lot of stoner friends

Would they have to burn down the facility?

I mean, for some of us, what are we gonna do, get *more* high?

“And it’s just like any other day that’s ever been,

Sun coming up an then it goes back down again”

Happy 420!🤏🏽💨🫪

I'm watching "Salad Fingers" and enjoying boneless, Duckfat Buffalo Wings.

So HAPPY 4/20!!!! I am just sharing here SOMEWHERE that I am about to submit to modeling agencies and I know I can be successful because I truly have so much that would make me stand out but it’s nervous to finally commit to making that step😭😭

I can't get high tonight, despite this being my first 4/20, and I'm a little heart broken. But I still want to do celebrate somehow.

I’m a dude (21) and I wish my name was Robert. I’m typically a pretty happy, jokey, fun guy to be around and I would choose to go by Bobby the majority of the time to reflect my mood. If I was in need of some cojones or needed to toughen up or whatever it would be called “going full Robbie”. If I needed to be defensive or use tactical force it would simply be Bob.

The possibilities really are endless and it’s such a versatile name

Edit: I’m literally an adult, I can legally do this right now.

Wait, you replied the same thing to the same yeah cause I had two separate thoughts about the same picture that I needed to share side eye and no no the side eye I can do that. I can do a front tail so thoughts on the FOMO like my regular haircut up here like these sides would be basically the same and then it just comes like how it is right now into a little mullet don’t know if you can tell a little rat tail. You’re gonna lose me a rat tail every single time I don’t know that’s what it is, but you’re gonna lose me at every single time. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I accidentally turned on oh no