r/Shittyaskflying

So I accomplished my first preflite today (yay!) but I was too embarrassed to ask my instructor more about this. So here goes.

It appears that playnes not only have a metal willy, but also a lady part on the leading edge of the wing. Why do manufacturers insist upon all this genetalia?

My See Eff Eye demanded I pull the jock strap off what he referred to as the “pedo tube” (major red flag) before we fly. I found this request rude enough, but things got worse.

My instructor demanded, with no sign of shame, that I fix my mouth upon the lady slit and suck. While doing so, the playne began to moan, making me highly uncomfortable.

Am I even a virgin anymore, after being forced to touch a “pedo tube”, and eating out the lady bits?

No one told me aviation would be this sexual. Y’all need to stop using ayrplaynes as sex toys and find Jesus. How do I find an instructor who is not perverted?

Why