
r/Saltoon

Bro thinks he's Eddie ink
Son you are not Eddie 😭😂
Replay code (me playing half tired too 😭): R7PS-2THH-ER6W-EUM0
Am I the only Splatoon player that thinks it's gratifying to carry my team?
So many people get SO salty if they think they're carrying you, but the better you get, the more you'll be carrying regardless. I just don't get it. If you want to be a good player you're going to wind up being better than the people on your team a lot of the time, so if you're carrying then that should be a sign that you are doing it right!
If I'm struggling to get my team to victory then I try to take a step back and see how I could more effectively work with my team, not go out of my way to bully the people I think aren't doing well. Plus, being toxic to teammates is an easy way to ruin the mood and pretty much guarantee a loss.
Maybe I'm in the minority, but my least favorite players are the ones who get a ton of kills but are also super toxic and bad teammates overall.
vClash on tc
basically title, i have had experiences with clash blasters in tc and im sure you all have as well.
now tell me clash blaster mains, how do you feel always hitting indirect shots and only aim at the tower for free aura.
even my 52 gal cant win against some clash blasters. Why do some of you just choose to be a piece of shit on some ranked modes, thats like saying
Brush on clams
dynamo on zones
and another bullshit weapon in rainmaker
I need you guys thoughts on this
STOP DYING TO DYNAMOS
Some of y’all see a dynamo getting ready to hurl a gallon of ink your way and instead of backing away or trying to go around them like a smart person would you get closer to them and try to kill them and then fail because your positioning is shit and it’s annoying because it’ll be those same people who say stuff like “when are they gonna nerf dynamo?” WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET SOME COMMON SENSE AND AWARENESS??? Like it’s painful watching people on your team die to the same thing over and over and never learning from it.
WHY DOES NOBODY PLAY SPLATOON!?
Not the usual saltoon rants, but I'm so sad splatoon is considered as niche and a "babies game" despite being well known and heavily marketed. I literally see no fans outside of subreddits or forums, posts or videos specifically catered to Splatoon content.
It would have been great if it entered e-sports territory outside of Japan or parts of the Westerns. Where I am from nobody — even Nintendo switch players don't touch it or know of it, they just dismiss it as a niche kid's game when truthfully it has one of the best and most unique mechanics an FPS shooter can give (and competitive levels are sweaty as hell if you ask me).
I just have deep love for this game, everything about it is perfect to me despite being frustrating as fuck most of the times. I would genuinely love to be competitive. It's also one of the FPS communities that isn't as heavily misogynistic or toxic compared to military or political heavy games.. which for fucks sakes give me a break those themes has already been regurgitated a hundred times, I don't get the obsession over macho heavy games. I get that everyone has personal tastes but those same kids would probably call you childish to be even playing Splatoon.
fuck your suction bomb spam
you're tacky and I hate you
How is this person in X rank?
This is video from X-rank clam blitz and it seemed fine playing with the team at first until this person named Killerpop starting throwing the match by collecting the balls and throwing them off. They also continued to make balls just to throw them off. Now idk if they are throwing because they think it’s funny or because they were so ass they just started to troll but this video is just an example of what they did. I am the pain brush btw and am mostly on defense the whole round which is why I noticed it but I don’t think my teammates did. If yall want the full replay the code is RY53-EX53-KA03-QLR1. And if Killerpop sees this post I hope you know you were trash and you shouldn’t even be in X-rank if you’re gonna throw and also be ass at the same time, like pick a struggle man.
I genuinely cannot anymore
This is the worst my win to lose ratio has ever been and it’s even worse in ranked so I just try and stick to turf war yet I still get based camped each and every single game. I know some of it is def a skill issue but oh my god I can’t suck THIS bad
how to stop throwing in clam blitz
- please make use of your ink efficient weapons by playing the game as if it were turf war, you need to make sure you have control of the map before you make any moves
- remember that you can throw your clams to your teammates. let the slower weapons that stay towards the back have the power clam so you can protect them and INK AROUND as you make it to the enemies base
- DO NOT GO CROTCH DEEP INTO THE ENEMY BASE ATTEMPTING TO THROW THE POWER CLAM WITH NO INK AROUND YOU AND NO ONE TO DEFEND YOU UNLESS YOU KNOW THAT NONE OF THE ENEMIES ARE AT THEIR BASE
- lastly stop fucking entering series battles if you dont know what youre doing. watch some youtube dude. actually WATCH SRB2DUDE hes a good splatoon youtuber, hes helped me a lot
PSA: paint the ground
If you get outpainted by a vblaster while using neosplash, please uninstall. Thank you.
one weapon that I do not want to see in rainmaker
regular Bamboozler.
keep that thing out of there unless you actually main that weapon. Holy hell does it feel like a 3 v 4 when theres bamboo present during a rainmaker game. you cant paint let alone hardly even pop the bubble with that! I have four starred the chumps one, I know how support heavy that is.
like I would rather see a gold aerospray than a bamboo, unpopular opinion for sure.
Doesn’t matter what streak I have, I’ll still be surrounded by the most brain dead idiots in a rank up battle
I made this using a template from another Redditor
credit to u/pixelframeDesign
We met again.
newer replay code: RNV8-M2B3-PNA8-6XF3
older replay code for context: RFR4-P0CF-CCS5-V3S0
i was just fucking around with the bulbz tri-stringer, aiming to 4-star it and somehow encountered the same tetras fool from my previous post here who died 17 times while not painting a single drop. they did it again.
they were fortunately not on my team, but it only clicked once i saw the results that their name looked familiar, so i checked the old replay code and they matched.
do they even play the game?