
Ator 2?!
Why am I just finding out about this, and why is this not being riffed?!

Why am I just finding out about this, and why is this not being riffed?!
Not only does this movie have poor dubbing, it has the dad from good luck Charlie, one of the masks from troll 2, it's one of the few Italian sequels that actually is a sequel and not just a sequel in name only this actually has ator in it
The story behind this movie is that the guy who directed it Joe D'amato the king of the Italian cash in genre and the director of ator 1 and 2 got pissed cuz someone cashed in on his ator franchise and made a 3rd movie called the blade master without his permission so he made this movie
also it isn't really even a quest for the mighty sword he literally gets it in like the first 30 mins of the movie
Which ones would you pick? I’m sitting here watching Mr. Smith Goes to Washington and I’m sure they’d have some fun with it.
“Shot in the back. I was there.”
(“I’m the one who shot him!”)
What are some of your favorite riffs?
mine are “another Beef Quest reaches its inevitable conclusion” from Savage.
”Pretending you’re Blondie, but you’re not Blondie!” from the Last Shark
“You live in a fantastical world of immortal shape shifters: How much more ‘away’ can you get?” by Bill in response to Tara singing a line where she begs Gumby “Take Me Awaaaay” from Gumby: The Movie.
“I’m not Pat Benatar! I’m not the chick from Quarterflash and also I’m not Patty Smyth, the one who spells it with a Y from Scandal, I’m not her!” Kevin singing to ‘Against the Ninja’ in the Miami Connection.
and “What was the name of that movie where the sequel had a cruise ship? It was awful, oh so awful!” Mike asks before the question is answered in song by Bibi performing ‘Speed’ in ‘The Apple.’
what are some of your favorites?
Sadly,Patrick Muldoon who played Zander on Starship Troopers passed away on April 19th at the age of 57.
Just saw a commercial for Golden Corral while watching Swamp of the Ravens on Tubi.
I wonder if they know…
I can’t find this anywhere. I’ve never seen it. It probably isn’t great, but I’d still like to see it. Can someone host a watch party maybe?
Also why are the other Cinematic Titanic’s on YouTube but not Oozing Skull? Anyone know what the deal is?
Empire of the Dark (1991), available on Tubi.
My wife and I just finished this cinematic glorypiece. We would love for this to be made into a riff, but honestly even just getting fellow Rifftrax fans to check it out would be cool too. Richard is THE greatest protagonist in any movie ever made.
Instant classic and I'm currently searching for it on dvd or Blu-ray. If you check it out or have already seen it, let me know what you think/thought of it. Enjoy!
It's a completely awful movie, obviously. But I could live with the cheapness, bad effects, plagiarised yet still nonsensical plot, bad dubbing, even the off-screen dog violence, and take it as a fun riffing platform... if it wasn't for one scene.
You know which one. That one.
To quote Crow after seeing Mike in too-small swimming trunks: "Part of me is never coming back. Part of me is gone forever."
I hope there's a lot of cheese puffs served at your birthday party!!
The funniest thing about it is Tom is obviously mimicking the lead singer of Cameo, who were big in the EIGHTIES. 😂