I love my wife, but never expected this test
I knew my wife was perfect for me on our very first date; the thought of wondering if I would ever be happy in marriage was replaced with a calm warmness of knowing that I’d be happy to drop out of the dating game forever if it meant waking up every day next to her. So I never thought I’d be praying for her quick death – but seeing her doubled over in complete anguish, dark blood pooling across her stomach, all I wanted was to end her pain.
“I know you must hate me,” the wiry-haired man cooed as he slurped up his errant drool, “but you fail to appreciate the lives sacrificed for your modern conveniences.” He scraped a yellow glob from his ear and sniffed it. “The world we be forever changed when I prove that the dead can be made to walk, that countless folk tales are based on something achievable.” He licked his dry lips. “Your hearts will stop beating, and your bodies will only work to eat living flesh, but the brain can remain active after death! Think of yourselves as Laika, the Russian dog who went into space before any humans and was forced to die of thirst.”
Then he drove a knife into my wife’s heart. Her face fell, and she died without looking at me.
The man spun around to face me, eyes ablaze with maniacal glee.
“You don’t have any power over me.” Spittle flew from my lips as I forced the words from my mouth. “Marissa was the only woman I ever loved, and I don’t want to live in a world without her. You can torture me as much as you want, but I won’t care. I’ve just gone through the worst pain I could ever feel.” I spat on his face. The man didn’t wipe away the jiggling phlegm. “Do your worst, fucker.”
I could tell that my heart wasn’t beating before I opened my eyes. My body was too cold and empty.
All I wanted was to eat.
I blinked and stared around the room. I was leaning against a brick wall with my hand shackled to a chain embedded in that wall. My heart would have skipped a beat if it were still alive as I saw Marissa directly across from me. She was also chained to the bricks. She was also dead.
Her eyes fluttered open. “Hey, babe,” she whispered. “I’m hungry.”
The wiry-haired man closed and locked the door behind him, sealing all escape from this windowless room. “It was worth it,” he whispered in a reverential tone. “I’ve mastered what the greatest minds of our species have only dreamed.” He threw his hands above his head in exaltation. “They have whispered of immortality. I’ve captured it.”
He walked to and squatted near where I remained on the ground by my chains. “I was right about everything,” he sighed with a breath that reeked of fecal cheese.
“Yes,” I croaked. “You were.”
He raised an eyebrow.
“You expected the brain to keep working after death, which means I remember what you did.”
His eyes grew wide.
“And you knew that we would be driven by a taste for flesh.” I raised my arm to reveal a bloody stump where my hand used to be, my own tooth marks still fresh on the bone. The man stared down in horror at the loose chain that had once held me in place. “And don’t expect mercy from a man without a functioning heart.”
He buried the knife between my ribs as I lunged at him, but I felt no pain. We rolled furiously across the floor, evenly matched, until slamming against the opposite wall.
The man screamed, eyes bulging, as Marissa sank her teeth into his thigh.
In our new state, Marissa and I felt an absolutely insatiable hunger for live flesh. It’s a good thing that he locked the door behind him; after I wrestled the key away, there was no escape.
His desperate resistance made the meat so much sweeter. Beginning with his fingers and toes, we ate inward so that he would stay alive as long as possible.
It took nineteen hours and thirteen minutes for him to die.