My name is Korliva. I am the second judge of the court of craws and directly answer to our honorable Crawfather. I am also female if this is a problem to see because of the robes and everything. I am not here on official business for some time as I travel pharloom on a vacation from my duties. And yes per the craw constitution your rosaries are my and the craws as a whole legal property.
Here, we'll teach children history, combat skills, and other useful skills! Thanks to the genorosity of the Stubbaron, of course! And this isn't limited to flies! Send YOUR kid here today, for a month of fun learning activities! They'll grow up, and won't bother you during it! Apply at the Slab today!
Today we're teaching the youngin's HOW TO HUNT!! I'm using these two random skarr bug things I found as practice! Some will die, but that's a worthy sacrifice for teaching them how to hunt! But first, the anthem... Oh, Stubbaron, red and grey! What fun things we'll do today! And, no mat'r who lives, who dies, We'll do what's best for the Slab and its flies!
*A spit squit with a strange hat is having a speech in the ducts*
Dear friends of mine! I want to wake you up!
We have too long been stood upon by the other factions! The citadel destroyed our environment, and Bilewater didnt do anything but help themselves! I myself was a warrior in the Bilewater war years ago, and after it, I asked myself a question. Why are we part of a kingdom that doesnt even consider us? Or our strenght?
Brothers, we have to stand up for ourselves! We have to show them that we aren't weak, or that we aren't just a tool to use! We have to get revenge!
Do you know how our home is called now? The Putrified Ducts. PUTRIFIED! Do we want this mockery to keep happening, friends?
But I know what we must do! Follow me as your leader, and we'll crush our enemies, now that they both are weak! We have the same resources as Bilewater, and the same determination as the citadel! Who is with me brothers? WHO WANTS TO MAKE THE DUCTS GLORIOUS AGAIN?
*the crowd cheers in excitement, as they go and sign up to the "Ductivist Party".*
The pictures are a massive exaggeration, they mostly just explode into spikes, except for the one in memorium, the one in cogwork core, and the one in the glowing church, those exploded with just below one room damage, but the entire citadel is covered in armour piercing spikes
A warm welcome to our first guest appearance: Lock!
Let's sing the anthem, all together... Oh, Stubbaron, red and grey! What fun things we'll do today! And, no mat'r who lives, who dies, We'll do what's best for the Slab and its flies!
(After being warned about assassins sent by the Archivist the remaining members of the court of craws went into hiding. Those who wish to contact them about the bounty should look in bellhart. Any enemy of the archivist is our ally.)
Also, probably not the time for this, but the throne room was renovated to fit me again 🟢w🟢
To all who stand against the archivist the time has come to unite and defeat the spirit guarding the seals! The court of craws stands with you!