u/The-Stubbaron

Let's sing the anthem, all together... Oh, Stubbaron, red and grey! What fun things we'll do today! And, no mat'r who lives, who dies, We'll do what's best for the Slab and its flies!

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Today we're teaching the youngin's HOW TO HUNT!! I'm using these two random skarr bug things I found as practice! Some will die, but that's a worthy sacrifice for teaching them how to hunt! But first, the anthem... Oh, Stubbaron, red and grey! What fun things we'll do today! And, no mat'r who lives, who dies, We'll do what's best for the Slab and its flies!

Here, we'll teach children history, combat skills, and other useful skills! Thanks to the genorosity of the Stubbaron, of course! And this isn't limited to flies! Send YOUR kid here today, for a month of fun learning activities! They'll grow up, and won't bother you during it! Apply at the Slab today!