30M | M4F | CMO by profession, Aditya from Tamasha by personality (reposting this time as an advertisement)
Age: 30
Location: Mumbai (emotionally on Carter Road at sunset)
Profession: Chief Marketing Officer
Religion: Hindu
Diet: Non Vegetarian
Accent: London raised, now confusing people with a British "yaar"
**About Me**
I was raised in London, moved to Mumbai, and somehow turned my life into a crossover between Tamasha and a startup pitch deck. By day, I convince people to buy things they didn’t know they needed. By night, I’m dancing, singing, reading books that make me question my life choices, and planning trips to countries I can’t pronounce properly. (24+ and counting.)
I have a high EQ, **which means:**
\- I can communicate.
\- I know when you’re upset even when you say “I’m fine.”
\- I’ll remember the tiny details you casually mentioned three weeks ago.
\- I’ll still ask what you want to eat even after suggesting 17 options.
\- I cook, clean, do laundry, and can survive independently. In short, I’m looking for a partner, not a replacement mother, therapist, or household staff.
**What I’m Looking For**
A woman who:
\- Communicates instead of sending “k.”
\- Enjoys life and doesn’t treat happiness like a suspicious activity.
\- Loves adventure, whether it’s spontaneous road trips or trying a restaurant with a 2.9-star rating because “the vibe looks good.”
\- Is emotionally available and does not **GHOST**.
\- Can laugh at herself and at my terrible but well-timed jokes.
**What You Get**
\- Golden retriever energy with CEO-level organization.
\- Random flowers for no reason.
\- Deep conversations at 2 AM.
\- Long drives with elite playlists.
\- A personal hype man.
\- Someone who will clap the loudest when you win.
**Red Flags (Green Flags in Disguise)**
\- Will overanalyze movie plots and text messages.
\- Turns every outing into a cinematic experience.
\- Believes communication solves 90% of problems and food solves the remaining 10%.
\- May look at you like you’re the best thing that ever happened to Mumbai.
**Final Pitch**
\- If you want **chaos, toxicity, and mixed signals**, there are **plenty** of **options**.
\- If you want a man who **communicates, shows up, cooks, plans dates, remembers the details, and makes life feel like a beautifully** written film with excellent background music, you know where to DM.