r/MartialMemes

Martial Peak:

((( Sealed Realm/Tong Xuan Realm <--- Star fields <--- Ancestral Domain <--- Star Boundary/Demon Realm ))) === Universe World <--- Outer Universe/3000 Worlds & Taboo Realm <--- Chaos

Apotheosis:

{{{ [[[ ((( Lower Realm/Great Thousand Worlds <--- Upper Realm/Great Worlds ))) == Universe <--- God Domain/Mother World <--- Chaos <--- 33 Heavens/Other Shore ]]] === 1 Subworld out of many. }}} <-- 3rd Grade World <--- 4th Grade World/Perfect World/Abstruse Energy World <--- 5th Grade World/Deep Space <--- etc. until <--- 13th Grade World/Perfect Place/Boundless Perfect World. <--- Grey Soil Boundary

Top Tier Providence

{{{ [[[ ((( Mortal World/Void/Universe ))) * 10 000 <-- Immortal World <-- 33 Heavens ]]] === Heavenly Dao and many places of such sizes and bigger }}} <-- Chaos World <-- Blank Domain <-- Ultimate Origin Realm/Dark Void Created by Han Jue

Am I missing something in the verses above?

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Seniors, please guide this foolish junior (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

In a previous discussion(post), some wise seniors suggested I descend to a lower realm called Earth to find a species known as “swordfish.” Though descending realms is forbidden, your profound dao words moved my heart… and I made a grave decision (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

I… may have borrowed (stolen) a realm-traveling ship from my master’s treasury and directly descended (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

However, only after arriving did I realize… I DON’T KNOW THE COORDINATES OF EARTH (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯︵⁠ ┻━┻

Worse, I had only just repaired my foundation, so I was basically a mortal without cultivation. I couldn’t even power the ship properly! Thankfully it still had enough energy for one random realm jump… so I gambled and ended up in a place called Azure Continent (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

There, I met a boy named Su Chen who kindly invited me into his family. At first I refused… but then I saw he had a super cute fluffy beast of unknown origin (⁠｡⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠｡⁠)

Seniors… it was SO soft… SO adorable… I immediately agreed to stay (⁠人⁠⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠ﾟ⁠+

Unfortunately, it had already signed a contract with that brat Su Chen (⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠メ⁠)

About him… when I first arrived, everyone called him a genius. But later his cultivation dropped and he became known as trash. I didn’t care at first… but the cute beast was always worried about him (⁠´⁠；⁠ω⁠；⁠｀⁠)

So this junior secretly added some immortal medicine into his meals to help him recover (though he might have noticed (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠))

Then came the engagement annulment by his so-called genius fiancée. He said some cool lines like “don’t bully the poor,” but later I saw him alone in the mountains looking all gloomy and edgy (⁠；⁠￣⁠Д⁠￣⁠）

Worried that his mood would affect the cute beast, I personally went to comfort him. Somehow… after that night… he returned to being a genius again?! (⁠⊙⁠_⁠◎⁠)

Truly mysterious…

But before I could investigate further, my elders discovered my realm jump and dragged me back to the upper realm (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

Before leaving, I even invited him to come with me (definitely not because of the fluffy beast… okay maybe 90% because of it (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠))

But he refused! Saying things like he must rely on himself and become worthy of me… what nonsense! (⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠;⁠)

Now I am back in the upper realm… grounded… all treasures confiscated… and under strict surveillance (⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠)

Seniors… what should this junior do now?

How do I escape punishment?

And more importantly… how do I go back and see that cute fluffy beast again?! (⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ

Please enlighten me (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠).

for me its this novel for it absurd nationalism, theres one scene where the mc cripple several martial student because they disrespect chinese soldiers while training all while singing the chinese national anthem and salute right after

The pig slaughtering blade the pierces all realms

sauce: The Pig Slaughtering Blade That Pierces All Realms