u/Old_Lie1947

Need help senior(⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠). This junior has been grounded.⁠·⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠(⁠>⁠▂⁠<⁠)⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠·⁠.
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Need help senior(⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠). This junior has been grounded.⁠·⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠(⁠>⁠▂⁠<⁠)⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠·⁠.

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Seniors, please guide this foolish junior (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

In a previous discussion(post), some wise seniors suggested I descend to a lower realm called Earth to find a species known as “swordfish.” Though descending realms is forbidden, your profound dao words moved my heart… and I made a grave decision (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

I… may have borrowed (stolen) a realm-traveling ship from my master’s treasury and directly descended (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

However, only after arriving did I realize… I DON’T KNOW THE COORDINATES OF EARTH (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠╯︵⁠ ┻━┻

Worse, I had only just repaired my foundation, so I was basically a mortal without cultivation. I couldn’t even power the ship properly! Thankfully it still had enough energy for one random realm jump… so I gambled and ended up in a place called Azure Continent (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

There, I met a boy named Su Chen who kindly invited me into his family. At first I refused… but then I saw he had a super cute fluffy beast of unknown origin (⁠。⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠。⁠)

Seniors… it was SO soft… SO adorable… I immediately agreed to stay (⁠人⁠⁠´⁠∀⁠`⁠)⁠。⁠゚⁠+

Unfortunately, it had already signed a contract with that brat Su Chen (⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠メ⁠)

About him… when I first arrived, everyone called him a genius. But later his cultivation dropped and he became known as trash. I didn’t care at first… but the cute beast was always worried about him (⁠´⁠;⁠ω⁠;⁠`⁠)

So this junior secretly added some immortal medicine into his meals to help him recover (though he might have noticed (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠))

Then came the engagement annulment by his so-called genius fiancée. He said some cool lines like “don’t bully the poor,” but later I saw him alone in the mountains looking all gloomy and edgy (⁠;⁠ ̄⁠Д⁠ ̄⁠)

Worried that his mood would affect the cute beast, I personally went to comfort him. Somehow… after that night… he returned to being a genius again?! (⁠⊙⁠_⁠◎⁠)

Truly mysterious…

But before I could investigate further, my elders discovered my realm jump and dragged me back to the upper realm (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

Before leaving, I even invited him to come with me (definitely not because of the fluffy beast… okay maybe 90% because of it (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠))

But he refused! Saying things like he must rely on himself and become worthy of me… what nonsense! (⁠ ̄⁠ヘ⁠ ̄⁠;⁠)

Now I am back in the upper realm… grounded… all treasures confiscated… and under strict surveillance (⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠)

Seniors… what should this junior do now?

How do I escape punishment?

And more importantly… how do I go back and see that cute fluffy beast again?! (⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ

Please enlighten me (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠).

u/Old_Lie1947 — 19 hours ago

Requesting mods to add beasts Tamer in the flair option.

senior, today i carefully searched the flair to find the beast Tamer flair for countless hours (bc i thought I missed it) only to realise there is a search option,

after searching for it, I was shocked to discover there was no beast Tamer flair which is unfair for a noble beast Tamer like me who is the future friend of all beasts.

so i am requesting the mods to add the beast Tamer flair to the subs

u/Old_Lie1947 — 1 day ago
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Senior! Why is my master spitting blood?.⁠·⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠(⁠>⁠▂⁠<⁠)⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠·⁠.? Need help ASAP waiting online.

my master is the supreme elders of the celestial void sect at peak of celestial deity realm (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠). our sect is one of the strongest forces in our world.

today was the day my master was going to select a cultivation technique for me(⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠). I requested a cultivation technique for beast taming but my master argued that I am most suitable for sword cultivation.

but I want to be friends with all the beast in the world and be surrounded by and play with all types of beast( just thinking Abt it made me feel like, i m in heaven(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)).

so i firmly refused and after countless arguing back and forth my master finally agreed to my request and give me a supreme beast taming cultivation.

after getting the cultivation technique I was so happy i could ascend to heaven.(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

so without delay i began to cultivate it but as I cultivate it more I sense something was wrong(⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠), that technique doesn't felt like beast taming cultivation method but more like sword cultivation techniques.(⁠ ̄⁠ヘ⁠ ̄⁠;⁠)

i thought, maybe bc of my sword constitution the cultivation technique changed from beast taming to sword cultivation technique.(⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠;⁠)

in fact this is not the first time it happened , back home when my father or other elder gives me a beast taming cultivation method, it somehow turns to sword cultivation technique when I practice it and when I asked them, they said it bc of my sword constitution( while guilty looking away from me).

so i havent even cultivated one beast taming cultivation technique.

but this time I was determined to cultivate the beast taming cultivation technique so I stopped my cultivation and directly destroyed all my cultivation realm and foundation.

i wanted to start all over again but when my master see this, he directly started to spitting blood and fainted on the spot.

now wht should I do senior??? need help(⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠).

u/Old_Lie1947 — 1 day ago

Senior can anyone enlightenment me on wht this is(⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)???

if u have watched my previous post u will know I was in secret realm of immortal emperor.

it was a gift by that fragments soul of immortal emperor.

so wht is this???

can it be used to feed to my pe- ahem beast friends??

u/Old_Lie1947 — 2 days ago
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Senior! Is this wht they meant by jade beauty??

i often heard my senior talking about Abt jade beauty. so i sneak to market to see what jaee beauty is and found this.

so is this the so- called jade beauty my senior were talking about??

u/Old_Lie1947 — 2 days ago

Senior! Wht should I do??

today a secret realm opened near my family territory.

according to my Father it was the legacy of some immortal emperor or something like that<⁠(⁠ ̄⁠︶⁠ ̄⁠)⁠>.

i didn't focus much on it but I heard my father talking that the secret realm contains many rare mystical beasts(⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠) . so i rushed in to captu- ahem make friends with them.

after searching the secret realm for a long time, forgot about mystical creatures I didn't even see a single hair.(⁠ー⁠_⁠ー⁠゛⁠)

but instead i stumbled upon a old grandpa, he said he was the fragments soul of some immortal emperor and wanted me inherited his legacy but I firmly refused him.

i only wanted to captu- ahem make friends with all the beast in the world.

he said i possess Sword Dao bone, Sword Dao Soul Physique, Sword Daoheart Physique, the best three physique to be at the top to cultivate the sword dao. even possessing one is ultra rare and can make genius destiny to reach the top of sword dao, possessing all three is make a monster destiny to surpass all.

bullshit (⁠。⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠。⁠), don't i know wht physique i possess, my grandfather said i possess myriad beast emperor physique and am destined to become the ruler of all beast(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠).

but this immortal said, he has never heard of this physique and this physique doesn't exist which caused me to fight him.

unfortunately I couldn't do anything to him and was defeated.

after countless arguing he said, he said he will passed upon me a super rare beast egg if I accepted his legacy.

but I don't want to walk the path of sword and only want to walk the dao of beast taming but I also want that super rare beast egg.

wht to do senior?? need help, waiting online.

u/Old_Lie1947 — 2 days ago

Senior! This junior need help.

senior, this junior has just started to walk the path of the beast taming and this junior has shallow knowledge. so i hope the senior can enlighten this junior on the knowledge of various beasts in the myriad world.

I have some enlightenment knowledge Abt some of the mystical beasts such as dragons and phoenix but I seek enlightenment about other uncommon beast such as insect type(butterfly, moth, worm) beast, sea type beast and many more.

i hope senior will help this junior.

u/Old_Lie1947 — 2 days ago