r/MagicalGirlCirclejerk

my support roommate allows me to go for a walk by myself to the convenience store becuz the disability organization wants me to learn independence. he waves me off at the door.

on the walk there i feel a sense of ominous finality & i dont kno why and i think "its just my ocd. its just magical thinking".

im at the convenience store lookin at the chips and the doors open & in walks a REALLY tall & curvy lady wearing a gorguous complicated magical girl outfit holding a little staff with a symbol at the top.

im thinkin "is there a comic expo in town? is she a cosplayer?" but i try not to stare. she looks at me, audibly goes "huh" and walks right up to me. i take a step back becuz nobody ever goes near me in public becuz im a fat nonpassing visibly disabled transfemme. i look at her & gulp.

shes like "are u trans?"

im like "...........yeah..... i guess yeah...." i look down at my shoes & dont notice her wiggle the top of her staff, creating little patterns in the air somehow. she states "youll do".

i suddenly feel my clothes rising up my skin. i instinctively stretch out my arm like my sleeve was falling & i was trying to recenter it but.... my hand doesnt even reach the elbow of my sleeve. and whats more the tips of my fingers feel numb & im involuntarily opening my hand flatly, unable to form a fist.

"wha...." i whisper, but my voice comes out like im doin the worlds best voice training..... "wh-aa-ahh..." i enunciate, looking up, feeling gender euphoria. but looking up reveals to me that the cosplayer lady.... has become even taller? shes staring down at me with a bored expression. i look left & right; the chip shelves are bigger too!!! just then my pants & underwear fall off.

i reach to grab them, and three things happen. first i notice that my legs arent reaching the ground anymore. im floating, with my legs bent up under me. second, the momentum of frantically reaching down to grab my pants & underwear has spun me diagonally in the air. third, becuz im now upside down, my loose shirt falls off.

im floating upside down, naked and the shrinking & morphing is finally slowing. but i hav another problem... my delicate crotch is floating right up in front of my master........ my master????? what?

"mast- .....huh...." i cry out in a little squeaky voice. master reaches with her left hand and strokes my crotch area. thats when i realize...... theres nothing there!!!!! im just smooth!!!!!! her gentle touch makes me go "uegh...." quietly.

i push on..... somthing in the air..... (masters energy?) and right myself upside-up. i look down at myself..... i look kind of like a mew from pokemon but without a tail. my big hips & belly with my folded up legs are soo..... sooo pleasing.

i try to smile but i just kind of do a 🥺face. "mast-er......" i ask in a quizical babby voice..... "am i a magical girl mascot creature?"

my master just turns around & walks back to the door of the convenience store. i follow behind instinctively & open the doors with a dimensional push of masters energy. we walk out of the store together.

master looks at the sky. "we're behind schedule." she flings her staff in a big arc, opening a portal to headquarters in the real world. as we walk thru, converting to 5 spacial dimensions instead of 3, i nervously tell her "....thank u for savin me from that storyverse." my front paws touch eachother like 👉👈 and i tilt roundwise & outwise in the air. she finally smiles at me and gently pets the inside of my head. i lean back inwise to her touch.