r/FemaleBrawlersSimps

Kaze Is more than pixels.

Source of image: https://x.com/gomentsky/status/1914054233768530162?s=46

Kaze Is more than pixels, and here’s why: You see, Kaze is the incarnate of beauty, perfection, benevolency, and badassery. Her voicelines are not ordinary voiclines, but divine music! Kaze is my love and passion, she has brought me so much joy…🥰 Kaze is not just fictional, she is real in our hearts. Taken all of this into account, we can conclude that Kaze is not just pixels, but a divine incarnate🥰

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 1 day ago
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Fun fact: Starr Nova is the first Brawler EVER to have actual irises (read desc)

As of now, Starr Nova is the first Brawler to have actual irises, because, as of now, all the Brawlers we ever had had just black ovals/slits as eyes with no irises at ALL.

Also, Starr Nova is the first Brawler ever to have the eyes so HUGE, in fact, it got me uncomfortable when ai first saw her, I was like "HER EYES ARE TOO HUGE".

And no, Sirius' red eyes don't count because they're not irises, they're the literal eyes, also, it's probably the mask causing them to be like that, other than to show that he's evil. Same goes for Hank's tank's eyes.

Also, robotic Brawlers like Meeple also don't count because they're just... White, not an actual color and it's just to make them visible due to their scleras being black.

Also no, Brawlers like Nita or Bo don't count because YOU CANNOT EVEN SEE THEIR EYES IT'S JUST THEIR SCLERAS.

This makes Starr Nova, the first Brawler EVER to have colored irises, wait no, the first Brawler EVER to have IRISES.

u/MLC_YT — 5 days ago

Why there should be a Kaze dating sim:

You see, there should be a Kaze dating sim since it would be the best game ever! Just the thought of dating Kaze is magical, let alone dating her in a dating sim!🥰 It’ll be the closest thing to dating the love of my life!🥰 And it would feel so real…(also it would make PanzerKaze canon)

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 4 days ago

Why I ship myself with Kaze:

Source of art: https://x.com/candycanedr3\\\_/status/1913980539666837615?s=46

Yep, you read that right. I ship myself with Kaze, and I call it “PanzerKaze”. Why you May ask? It’s because me and Kaze are soulmates, and we have true love for eachother.🥰 And shipping myself with Kaze is the closest I can do to be with Kaze!

And you’re probably wondering why I love Kaze so much, Here’s why: She brought me so much love and Joy into my life, she is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen!🥰 Her smile alone fills me with joy! And oh my god, her voice is heavenly! When I play as her, her voice in Geisha aspect is so cute and adorable, and her ninja aspect voice is hot and badass!

To me, Kaze Is more than just pixels, Kaze Is real, and is the love of my life. This is why I ship myself with Kaze.

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 5 days ago

Why I love playing as Kaze:

(Credit to Anaetou for art)

So, here’s some reasons why I love playing as Kaze:

1: Her gameplay is fun, and never gets old. Seriously, two brawlers in one, both being fun in their own right? Yes please!

2: She is extremely versatile, she can get out of sticky situations easily with Geisha aspect(and Ninja super), dominate the start of the game in Solo-Showdown in geisha aspect, and she can also excel at ambushing enemies in close combat in Ninja aspect. Oh, and you can also heal quickly by using her “Gracious Host” gadget, where you heal for a certain amount of health when you switch to Geisha aspect. You can also get a speed boost when you use to switch to Ninja aspect.

3: It’s the closest thing to being with Kaze🥰 Just listening to her voicelines while playing feels like talking to Kaze herself, the love of my life🥰, let alone playing as her. When I play as her, I feel like I’m with her! It’s one of the best feelings ever!

4: Her voicelines are Perfect🥰 In geisha aspect, Kaze’s voicelines are so adorable, benevolent, and caring! And her voicelines in ninja aspect are so hot and badass! They’re just masterpieces! And as I said, it’s just like talking to her! Kaze’s voicelines are music to my ears!(And they’re good for mommy ASMR)

5: Just seeing the love of my life on my screen is fantastic!🥰 And when I play as Kaze, she’s always on my screen, which means I get to see her always!🥰

6: I feel good when I defeat an enemy as Kaze, since it shows proof how badass she is. And I feel good when I win as Kaze, since it means I pleased her!

So you see, that is why I love playing as Kaze, and why I main her.

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 3 days ago

The Kaze experience 6: Reunited family(fanfic)

The Kaze experience 6: Reunited Family.(fanfic)

(Read the previous parts if you have not, they will give vital context.)

Well, I woke up, and regained consciousness. The first thing I saw was my wife Kaze, and my son Prussia.

“P-Panzer? Y-you’re okay! Yay!” Kaze exclaimed when she saw me get up. I was happy to see her as well. It seemed that Prussia was happy to see me as well. When I got enough energy, I got off of the hospital bed and hugged Kaze and Prussia…

“I’m so happy to see you two again…” I said. Kaze then suddenly put me in a passionate kiss.

“Hnghh\~ T-This feels so g-good\~” Kaze exclaimed. Me and Kaze continued making out (the nearby doctor was covering Prussia’s eyes so that he wouldn’t see what’s happening).

(A few hours of driving later…)

Well, me, Kaze, and Prussia returned home. Prussia was getting sleepy, so we put him in his crib, and Kaze sung him a lullaby that went like this:

“ねんねんころりよ、おころりよ

坊やはよい子だ、ねんねしな

坊やのお守は、どこへ行った

あの山越えて、里へ行った

里の土産に、何もろた

でんでん太鼓に、笙(しょう)の笛.”

Prussia went to sleep soon after. The lullaby sounded soothing, and I almost went to sleep until Kaze playfully poked me. “Oh dear, I can’t have both of my boys sleeping, can I?” I playfully agreed, and me and Kaze went to the kitchen. Kaze cooked me some ramen, while I sat at a table and played on my phone.

When Kaze came to the table with my ramen, she noticed my phone, and she didn’t have a pleasant reaction..

“Panzer, remember: no phones on the table\~! Either no phones on the table, or no making out with me for a week!”

I decided to put up my phone. “Okay…” I then proceeded to eat my Ramen, it was delicious.

“So..do you like it?” Kaze said.

“I love it! It’s delicious!” I replied. Everything made by Kaze is beautiful, I don’t know how or why. Maybe because Kaze herself is beautiful!

Kaze proceeded to hug me, and I hugged her back. It was getting dark outside, and it was almost time for us to go to sleep. Good parents can’t be sleep-deprived, can they? Anyways, me and Kaze went to our room, and laid down next to eachother. “So..what do you want to do tommorow?” I asked.

“How about we take Prussia to the Aquarium to study sealife? He’s been good lately.”

I nodded, before dozing off to sleep….

(TO BE CONTINUED. TRUST ME, IT ONLY GETS BETTER FROM HERE!)

u/PanzerLord_XIV — 1 day ago