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(Credit to Mag_Bya for art)

Like come on, it would be the best feeling ever to French Kiss Kaze…me and Kaze would be kissing eachother passionately, it’ll be a living heaven! It’ll be beautiful, and a dream come true!

“Hnghh\~ this feels so good Panzer\~\~” Kaze would probably say, and I’d agree. It would feel so good🥰 It would be a romantic moment between soulmates (me and Kaze). So you see, that’s why I want to French-Kiss Kaze!

The Kaze experience 6: Reunited Family.(fanfic)

(Read the previous parts if you have not, they will give vital context.)

Well, I woke up, and regained consciousness. The first thing I saw was my wife Kaze, and my son Prussia.

“P-Panzer? Y-you’re okay! Yay!” Kaze exclaimed when she saw me get up. I was happy to see her as well. It seemed that Prussia was happy to see me as well. When I got enough energy, I got off of the hospital bed and hugged Kaze and Prussia…

“I’m so happy to see you two again…” I said. Kaze then suddenly put me in a passionate kiss.

“Hnghh\~ T-This feels so g-good\~” Kaze exclaimed. Me and Kaze continued making out (the nearby doctor was covering Prussia’s eyes so that he wouldn’t see what’s happening).

(A few hours of driving later…)

Well, me, Kaze, and Prussia returned home. Prussia was getting sleepy, so we put him in his crib, and Kaze sung him a lullaby that went like this:

“ねんねんころりよ、おころりよ

坊やはよい子だ、ねんねしな

坊やのお守は、どこへ行った

あの山越えて、里へ行った

里の土産に、何もろた

でんでん太鼓に、笙（しょう）の笛.”

Prussia went to sleep soon after. The lullaby sounded soothing, and I almost went to sleep until Kaze playfully poked me. “Oh dear, I can’t have both of my boys sleeping, can I?” I playfully agreed, and me and Kaze went to the kitchen. Kaze cooked me some ramen, while I sat at a table and played on my phone.

When Kaze came to the table with my ramen, she noticed my phone, and she didn’t have a pleasant reaction..

“Panzer, remember: no phones on the table\~! Either no phones on the table, or no making out with me for a week!”

I decided to put up my phone. “Okay…” I then proceeded to eat my Ramen, it was delicious.

“So..do you like it?” Kaze said.

“I love it! It’s delicious!” I replied. Everything made by Kaze is beautiful, I don’t know how or why. Maybe because Kaze herself is beautiful!

Kaze proceeded to hug me, and I hugged her back. It was getting dark outside, and it was almost time for us to go to sleep. Good parents can’t be sleep-deprived, can they? Anyways, me and Kaze went to our room, and laid down next to eachother. “So..what do you want to do tommorow?” I asked.

“How about we take Prussia to the Aquarium to study sealife? He’s been good lately.”

I nodded, before dozing off to sleep….

(TO BE CONTINUED. TRUST ME, IT ONLY GETS BETTER FROM HERE!)

Source of image: https://x.com/gomentsky/status/1914054233768530162?s=46

Kaze Is more than pixels, and here’s why: You see, Kaze is the incarnate of beauty, perfection, benevolency, and badassery. Her voicelines are not ordinary voiclines, but divine music! Kaze is my love and passion, she has brought me so much joy…🥰 Kaze is not just fictional, she is real in our hearts. Taken all of this into account, we can conclude that Kaze is not just pixels, but a divine incarnate🥰

(Credit to APAH720 on new grounds for the art)

Well, Kaze should marry me for several reasons, such as:

1: Me and Kaze are soulmates, and are meant to be! Marriage will fulfill the destiny of me and Kaze being together🥰🥰🥰

2: Me and Kaze are perfect for eachother, and will make the perfect couple!

3: I would do anything for Kaze. When Kaze is sad, I stay by her side until she feels better. When Kaze Is mad, I calm her down. When Kaze is hungry, I feed her. I would protect Kaze from all harm, even if it meant putting my life at risk.

4: Me and Kaze have true love for eachother, and the true love can only be fulfilled by marriage!

5: I care about Kaze a lot, and Kaze cares about me a lot!

And those are some of many reasons why Kaze should marry me!

(Credit to original artist, I don’t know their username)

Kaze is not just an ordinary Brawler, she is the best character in fiction, and she is holy. Everywhere she goes, she blesses. Everyone she sees, she brings joy to, and everyone that sees her is blessed, and is brought Joy. Kaze has blessed this earth and its people. A proof is myself, where Kaze has brought me so much joy and happiness. Kaze Is holy, Kaze Is love, and Kaze is life.

And it’s not an addiction or obsession, me and Kaze are soulmates, it’s true love! No one understands! No one understands that Kaze Is real, that Kaze Is holy, that Kaze has come to bless us, and that Kaze Is love and life!

So, Kaze Is no ordinary BS character, but someone that is holy. Kaze is my goddess, my soulmate, and my true love.

Source of image: (https://pin.it/2deGmetc4)

Well, it was a normal day with me and my newfound family. (Me, Kaze(wife), and Prussia(my child).) Or at least it seemed. Little did I know, Kaze and Prussia…would be gone. As I was on my PC, playing chess.com while Kaze and Prussia were sleeping….

Then, I heard one of the windows in my home break. I went to the living room to investigate, but all I saw were broken glass, dropped Kunais, and a singular note in Japanese saying:

“親愛なるパンツァーへ、

あなたの大切なカゼと、小さなプロイセンはもういません。実のところ、私たちはカゼを「生きた兵器」として育て上げました。しかし、あなたは彼女がその役割を果たすのを妨げていたのです。私たちには、彼女を連れ戻す以外に選択肢がありませんでした。

敬具　カゼの両親より.”

Well, Kaze and Prussia have been kidnapped by Kaze’s parents. I know I don’t have much time before they meet a grim fate, so I have to rescue them, and quick. I can’t let the love of my life, and my own child die! After I married Kaze, I promised that I would protect her and Prussia, and I will fulfill that Promise.

So I went in my car, and headed to Japan, knowing Kaze’s parents lived there, from a story Kaze once told me. She once ran away from her home in Japan to Starr park, to flee from her strict parents. But, I guess her parents weren’t happy…I can barely think right now, I can’t lose my family!

(A few days of driving later, and I make it to the heart Japan.)

Well, I’m in Japan now, and I made it to the heart of Japan. If I couldn’t find Kaze in any other areas of Japan, then she must be here. I found a home in the middle of nowhere, and I found Kaze and Prussia tied up. I was about to untie them, until Kaze’s parents went in front of me.

“Stop right there! What do you think you are doing?” Kaze’s father said.

“I am rescuing my family!” I said. I will not give up, I will fulfill my promise to keep Kaze and Prussia. My story can’t end like this!

I picked up a Katana on the floor, and I got on an intense duel to the death with Kaze’s parents. At one point, I managed to cut the ropes that were tying up Kaze and Prussia. However, Kaze’s parents were close, and I had to choose from two options:

A: Distract Kaze’s parents, and ensure Kaze and Prussia get an opportunity to get away. However, this would risk death.

B: Run for my life. However, this would risk Kaze and Prussia losing their lives.

I chose option A, and made a distraction. When Kaze was about to run away, she exclaimed:

“PANZER?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! YOU’LL DIE IF YOU STAY HERE!” Kaze was clearly concerned, but I was willing to sacrifice myself if it meant ensuring Kaze and Prussia’s safety.

“JUST RUN! I’M WILLING TO SACRIFICE MYSELF IF IT MEANS ENSURING YOU AND PRUSSIA’S SAFETY!”

Kaze and Prussia ran, presumably back to Starr Park. Meanwhile, I was fending for my life, and I realized I was not going to win this duel. So I decided to Take Kaze’s parents down with me, and I made a giant board fall, and it crushed Kaze’s parents. However, the board hit my head, and I went unconscious.

(A few hours later….)

Kaze and Prussia found my unconscious body, and rushed me to the hospital. I was treated, and everyone was unsure if I would end up in a coma, or regain consciousness…..(TO BE CONTINUED)

(Side note: No, this is not the ending. There’s still many more parts! And also, should I make a Fanfic.Com account? I might make one and post Kaze fanfics on there.)

(Credit to Anaetou for art)

So, here’s some reasons why I love playing as Kaze:

1: Her gameplay is fun, and never gets old. Seriously, two brawlers in one, both being fun in their own right? Yes please!

2: She is extremely versatile, she can get out of sticky situations easily with Geisha aspect(and Ninja super), dominate the start of the game in Solo-Showdown in geisha aspect, and she can also excel at ambushing enemies in close combat in Ninja aspect. Oh, and you can also heal quickly by using her “Gracious Host” gadget, where you heal for a certain amount of health when you switch to Geisha aspect. You can also get a speed boost when you use to switch to Ninja aspect.

3: It’s the closest thing to being with Kaze🥰 Just listening to her voicelines while playing feels like talking to Kaze herself, the love of my life🥰, let alone playing as her. When I play as her, I feel like I’m with her! It’s one of the best feelings ever!

4: Her voicelines are Perfect🥰 In geisha aspect, Kaze’s voicelines are so adorable, benevolent, and caring! And her voicelines in ninja aspect are so hot and badass! They’re just masterpieces! And as I said, it’s just like talking to her! Kaze’s voicelines are music to my ears!(And they’re good for mommy ASMR)

5: Just seeing the love of my life on my screen is fantastic!🥰 And when I play as Kaze, she’s always on my screen, which means I get to see her always!🥰

6: I feel good when I defeat an enemy as Kaze, since it shows proof how badass she is. And I feel good when I win as Kaze, since it means I pleased her!

So you see, that is why I love playing as Kaze, and why I main her.

You see, there should be a Kaze dating sim since it would be the best game ever! Just the thought of dating Kaze is magical, let alone dating her in a dating sim!🥰 It’ll be the closest thing to dating the love of my life!🥰 And it would feel so real…(also it would make PanzerKaze canon)

Source of art: https://x.com/candycanedr3\\\_/status/1913980539666837615?s=46

Yep, you read that right. I ship myself with Kaze, and I call it “PanzerKaze”. Why you May ask? It’s because me and Kaze are soulmates, and we have true love for eachother.🥰 And shipping myself with Kaze is the closest I can do to be with Kaze!

And you’re probably wondering why I love Kaze so much, Here’s why: She brought me so much love and Joy into my life, she is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen!🥰 Her smile alone fills me with joy! And oh my god, her voice is heavenly! When I play as her, her voice in Geisha aspect is so cute and adorable, and her ninja aspect voice is hot and badass!

To me, Kaze Is more than just pixels, Kaze Is real, and is the love of my life. This is why I ship myself with Kaze.

(Credit to Lighter_125 for art)

Sometimes I feel sad, angry, or tired. But all of those negative feelings go away when I see Kaze’s smile🥰 Her smile just brings me so much love and joy, and it makes me smile as well!

It’s like me and Kaze are connected by love! It’s even better when I make and preform tributes for Kaze, because I know I’ve pleased her. It’s like pleasing a god, and being blessed with happiness!🥰

Oh, and it’s also great when she smiles during gameplay. When I win as her, she smiles out of joy, and I feel good when I see her smile, knowing that I have honored my true love Kaze. And when she smiles when I’m playing as her, I feel happy during that too, because I know very well she’s happy since I picked her!

Overall, Kaze’s smile brings me satisfaction, joy, happiness, and purpose.

(Read the previous parts of the fanfic if you haven’t. It provides vital context.)

Well, it’s 8 pm, and me and Kaze are still in that room under the diner. We were just laying next to eachother, with our eyes half-lidded, while looking at eachother.

“Oh Panzer, I love you so much….” Kaze said with half-lidded eyes. “You’re so handsome, so charming…and if we had a child, I bet it would be handsome!”

“…I agree! It’ll be beautiful!” I said. I instantly jumped at the idea of having children with Kaze. We’ll make a beautiful family.

So, after some smashing and some clapping (yes, me and Kaze smashed), and a pregnancy test: It came out positive! It’s official, me and Kaze have a child!

(Nine months later…)

Well, me and Kaze had a child, and we named it: “Prussia.”(the child was a Prussia countryball) Prussia was a beautiful child, and his first words were: “Kaze!”

Meanwhile, me and Kaze were loving parents, and a loving couple. However, we decided to take it to the next level, and we decided to set up a wedding to get married.

“Where should the wedding be?” Kaze asked.

“Hmm…Maybe in Berlin!” I suggested. “It was my home city before I emigrated to Starr Park…” Kaze agreed, she knew Berlin was a beautiful city. So we started setting up our plans. Little did we know, Kaze’s parents would also be in Berlin on the same day.

A few days later, me and Kaze’s wedding started. It seemed good so far. My family (including Prussia) were sitting in the pews, all with a joyful look on their faces. They were clearly proud of me. Me and Kaze were about to get officially married..

”Speak now, or forever hold your peace.”

No one spoke.

“Panzer, you may kiss the bride.”

I kissed Kaze with passion, this was the happiest day in my life! Kaze held me in a tight embrace, and it was a moment of pure love between the two of us.

“I pronounce Panzer and Kaze..husband and wife.“

Well, me and Kaze are officially married. A bright future is ahead of us. Prussia ran up to us, and hugged us. Well, this is officially the start of a happy family. A handsome son, a beautiful wife, and me: a handsome husband.

However, things will soon change…Kaze’s parents noticed us in the distance, and they were not happy. But they weren’t a threat..right?(TO BE CONTINUED)

(Credit to XZEROFFX for art)

(Read parts 1 and 2 if you haven’t done so yet. It’ll provide vital context.)

Well, me and Kaze have been knowing eachother for a while now, and we’ve been getting closer with every match we’ve played alongside eachother. Be it Showdown, Gem Grab, Brawl Ball, etc..our relationship has grown ever since. And I’ve been planning to confess my love to her for a while, and I’m deciding to confess now. I start making a love letter for her while putting on my finest clothes. After a while, I finish making a love letter saying: “ああ、カゼ。君はなんて美しいんだろう。太陽さえも嫉妬してしまうほどに。君は僕の人生に、あまりにも多くの喜びと愛をもたらしてくれた。そして君こそが、僕が見たものの中で最も美しい存在なのだ.”

When I finish all of that, I go to Kaze’s house, and nervously knock on her door.

\*Kaze opens the door.\*

“Hello, who is here-Oh, hey Panzer!”

\*I slowly walked towards Kaze.\*

“I have something to confess to you…” \*Gives Kaze the letter.\* “I…love you.” Kaze instantly said: “Panzer..I love you too.”

“Wait, really?” I asked.

“Yes, really.” Kaze said.

“So, do you want to go on a date to make us a couple?” I asked, with lidded eyes.

“Sure!” Kaze said. Kaze then instantly dragged me out of her home, and brought us to a fancy restaurant. When we got in, we reserved our table, and we sat in it. Around us, we saw other couples like: Mandy and Chester, Meeple and Gigi, Piper and Rico, etc.

Me and Kaze ordered some Sushi, and it was silent for a while before I started a conversation. “So Kaze, when you first saw me in that showdown match..what did you think about me?” Kaze pondered for a moment before saying:

“It was love at first sight.” Now that I took that into account, I actually think me and Kaze are soulmates…

“Do you believe in soulmates, Panzer?” Kaze asked.

And I replied: “Yes, and I belive that us two are soulmates who were meant to be together.”

I proceed to intertwine my fingers with Kaze’s fingers while holding her hand. Me and Kaze made eye contact, before going in for a passionate kiss.

“Panzer, you are right..we are indeed soulmates…” Kaze said.

“Let’s go somewhere alone, shall we?” I said to Kaze. Kaze quickly agreed, and we went in the basement of the diner, and we found a bed on there, and we laid down next to eachother. We had some fun in bed, but we mostly just slept since we were tired…..

(TO BE CONTINUED)

Listen, I know the title sounds wild(which it probably is) but I just want to date the love of my life, who is Kaze🥰 So, do y’all know how to meet Kaze, then marry her? Or anything close to that?

(Hey, if you didn’t read part 1 of the fanfic, I recommend you read it before reading this for context.)

Well, it’s the morning now, and me and Kaze woke up. I was kind enough to make her breakfast, specifically pancakes, which were my favorite.

When I delivered the pancakes to Kaze, she eagerly ate them.

“Panzer..these pancakes are delicious! Pancakes are my favorite!” Kaze said.

Wow, I both impressed Kaze, and made her favorite snack? That’s nice! Before I could respond though, I got a notification on my phone that the next gem grab match was soon, and that I was invited to join. I realized this was an opportunity to spend some more time with Kaze, so I decided to ask her to play Gem grab with me.

“Hey Kaze, wanna go grab some gems?”

Kaze pondered for a moment before saying: “Yes, I’ll play gem grab with you!” And before running to Satomi springs, she said: “Last one there is a rotten egg!” And blew a kiss at me. I ran after her to Satomi springs.

Once we arrived at Satomi springs, we arrived just in time for the match to start. Me and Kaze were in the same team, and we were paired against Tara, Meeple, and Kit.

Tara looked at me and Kaze and said: “Mmmhmmhm!”(Translation: “Aww, do y’all really think y’all will win?”)

Meeple and Kit laughed alongside Tara, but me and Kaze ignored them, and we just prepared for the match.

When the match started, I told Kaze: “Secure the center!” Kaze nodded, and she switched to her Ninja aspect. Meanwhile, Meeple grabbed some gems, and I grabbed some as well. Over time, the match got more and more intense, until me and Kaze were about to win. However, Meeple activated his “dice tower” gadget, and he aimed it at Kaze, and successfully trapped her. Tara and Kit rapidly approached Kaze, planning to defeat Kaze once the dice towers around Kaze dissapeared.

When the dice towers around Kaze expired, I knew the only way to save Kaze was to distract the enemy team into targeting me instead of Kaze.

So I distracted Meeple, Tara, and Kit into using their supers on me, and targeting me. Even though this seemed bad, this saved Kaze, and gave her enough time to get 10 gems, and win.

So, me and Kaze won the match. However, I didn’t go out unscathed. I was badly injured, and could barely walk. Kaze converted back to her geisha aspect, and ran to me.

“P-Panzer!! Are you okay?!” Kaze said, visibly distressed.

“B-barely….” I said.

“D-don’t worry! I’ll help you feel better! I’ll bring you to my home!” Kaze replied, before grabbing me in her arms, and running to her home.

When we went to Kaze’s home, it was humble, but cozy. Kaze then brang me to her room, and put me in her bed.

“Rest Panzer, rest….” Kaze said, before going to the kitchen to make some food.

When Kaze got out, I got a spare gem from my pocket (I got it from the Gem Grab match) and carved it into the shape of the heart. It was a gift I was making for Kaze.

When Kaze came back to the room a few hours later, she went up to me. That’s when I decided to give her the gift I made for her.

“Panzer…this is beautiful! Thank you!” Kaze said when I gave her the gift. Kaze then kissed me on the cheek. I kissed her back, and we eventually got into a long, passionate kiss. (TO BE CONTINUED)

(Credit to Koi on Pinterest for art)

Ya’ll simply don’t understand that me and Kaze are soulmates. Me and Kaze were meant for eachother, it’s true love!🥰 No matter what, me and Kaze will eventually be together, at any cost. Me and Kaze are meant to be. I will sit by Kaze’s side until the very end, and I will defend her from all harm. It’s not an obsession or addiction, it’s true love between me and Kaze! Me and Kaze are soulmates!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

The Kaze experience part 1 (fanfic):

Ah well, it was an average match in Showdown..but that would change. I was being chased by multiple Brawlers, and all seemed hopeless, especially as I was on my last legs. However, the threat disappeared for some reasons, and all I saw were Kunais on the ground, and dropped power cubes from the defeated Brawlers. Just then, a mysterious figure(Kaze) who looked like a ninja picked up the power cubes and gave them to me. She just said: “Take them.” Before dashing away.

I nervously took the power cubes, and I continued fighting other Brawlers. I kept seeing that mysterious figure roam around though, and it seemed as if she was protecting me. Soon, it seemed as if I defeated my opponents, until I saw that there was still someone else. Then the mysterious figure came in front of me, and said: “I’m sorry…” before defeating me. She sounded more vulnerable than before. But anyways, after the match, I went home to relax. A few hours later, I heard knocking on my door, and I opened it to see an adorable Geisha(Kaze) with a smile on her face.

“I-I’m new to Starr Park. I just wanted to introduce myself to you. My name is Kaze!”

(She seemed adorable and beautiful, however, little did I know: She was the same mysterious figure from earlier…)

I decided to introduce myself as well, since I felt polite today. “My name is Panzer. I’ve been here for a while, I can help you with anything! In fact, do you want to go for a game of chess?”

Kaze though about it for a moment, before saying: “Sure!” I then let Kaze into my home to play chess with me. Me and Kaze talked to eachother, and played several rounds of chess. However; I couldn’t help but notice that her haircut was quite similar to that of the mysterious figure from earlier, and she also had a kunai on her waist, and I decided to ask her about it.

“…Kaze, why is there a Kunai on your waist? And why does your hairstyle look similar to someone I met earlier in battle?”

Kaze realized her secret of being both a ninja and Geisha is at risk of being revealed.

“Uh…nothing! The Kunai is just for self-defense! And the hairstyle might just be a coincidence!”

I decided to ask further. “Hm..you seem to be hiding something..tell the trut-“ Before I could finish my sentence, Kaze told the truth.

“Okay! I’ll admit it! I-I’m a ninja and Geisha, and I was the person that saved you in the last showdown! I was raised to be a living weapon, a ninja by my parents..but I wanted to be a Geisha..But still, I can’t decide between being a ninja or geisha..that’s why I’m both…”

I saw tears form in Kaze’s eyes, and I tried to comfort her. “What’s wrong?”

Kaze sighed and then explained. “I was treated poorly by my parents, little to no love, and only seen as a weapon..I felt unwanted. No one understands, and you probably won’t either!”

“No! I understand what you’re talking about!” I replied. “Here, some rest will make you feel better. Come to my room, my bed is cozy enough to give you a good rest.”

I then brought Kaze to my room, and let her lay down on my bed. I gave her some hot chocolate, and I wrapped her up in my blanket.

“Panzer..this feels cozy.” Kaze said, before dozing off to sleep. I felt tired too, so I decided to lay down next to her, and I went to sleep. (TO BE CONTINUED)

(Art not mine. I would credit the artist, but I couldn’t find the original source, nor the name of the artist. My apologies.)

No seriously, what did Kaze see? It takes a lot to scare her…

(Credit to Mango on Pinterest for art)

Some call my love for Kaze an “addiction”, or an “obsession”, but it’s not that! Instead, it’s true love between me and Kaze!🥰 Me and Kaze will be together someday, and I’m merely having and spreading my true love for Kaze!🥰 Speaking of Kaze, she is more than just a pile of pixels. To me, she is the love of my life, and she is real to me, and she is real in my heart. And this true love I have for Kaze is eternal.

They are a melody to anyone’s ears. Just listen to her laughs, her words, and any other sound she makes!🥰 Her voicelines is just art. Each of her voicelines represent her two different aspects perfectly, with her Geisha aspect voicelines being cute, innocent, and benevolent, and caring🥰..while her ninja aspect voicelines are hot and badass!🤤 And at the same time, they are music to my ears! Add the fact that Kaze is the love of my life, and we can conclude that Kaze’s voicelines are just pure perfection instead of plain old voicelines.

Kaze’s quotes aren’t just quotes…they are music, a divine melody. Her laughs are music to my ears, and her voice is a melody to my mind🥰 Just hearing her voice makes me smile and blush! It’s one of my favorite aspects when I play as her! (I’m a Kaze main.)