"funny" how so called conservatives think that banning abortion will stop abortions but banning guns won't stop gun crimes
Q. What do Barack Obama & Fred Trump have in common? A. Donald Trump wrecked everything he inherited from them both
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives... I replied, 'No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.'
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag, he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
Son: Dad, I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years. Dad: Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part.