You feel nobody notices, but I do: Even when everything wanted to pull you under, you got out of bed when it felt impossible, that friction? That's growth happening in real time. Don't you fucking forget it.
What do you call a magical bra? An abracadabra.
Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What's the cure? Doctor: It's an '80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
I'm noticing you keep going: Despite the voice telling you to stop, you found a way when there seemed to be none, progress doesn't always feel like progress. This counts, and you fucking owned it.
I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me a laptop and said: I want you to try to sell this to me. So I put it under my arm, left the building, and went home. Eventually, he called me and said: Bring my laptop back now. I said: $200 and it's yours.
Quote of the Day: "Men can starve from a lack of self-realization as much as they can from a lack of bread."
If you dont know @iamjust_meee you should! Give her a follow shes worth it!
You're unstoppable: When doubt was screaming loudest, you keep showing up day after damn day, you didn't shatter. You bent and came back stronger. I'm proud as shit of what you're becoming.
What's the best thing that happened to you today? #BestThingOfTheDay
Missing my jokes? You can subscribe to my feed for 2 bucks a month, if ya do you get more jokes, and I'll actually crawl your feed. With 62K followers I can't be everywhere, but my subscribers? I make sure I show up for them.
All the comic books I bought from the store are missing the last page. I have to draw my own conclusions.
Doing a crossword I asked the wife Whats a 4 letter word for a female relative, ends in unt? @MrsDocAtCDI said aunt.... if you're like me... youd prolly need whiteout too.... #DocAfterDark
You're incredible: You showed up exhausted and still tried, you were the steady one when you needed steadiness yourself, that wasn't failure. That was strategic retreat. Hold that truth with you from here.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled? There was a face-off in the corner.
Welcome home, champions of the commute! How was your day? Share the epic small wins, the tiny tragedies, and anything that made you smile. Pajama-level productivity is still productivity. Let’s unwind together! 🚀😄
When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats. Apparently, this is known as Many Paws.
if you've ever wanted to read a book that respects your intelligence AND makes you deeply uncomfortable @Amy_IsStillHere has got ya covered
Absolute legend: You held your ground when they wanted you to bend, you found a way when there seemed to be none, the grind is still movement. I see you, and damn, I'm proud.
hey @grumpydoc1952 yer not quite old enough to be my dad so we might be brothers :) Rum, my friend is ALWAYS the answer :)
Boss: Why is it when things go wrong you always blame somebody else? Me: No, you're thinking of Dave; he's the one always blaming others.