
r/AlanPartridge

There's more to Ireland, dan dis...
Everybody going hoopla over a comedy sketch featuring an Irish rebel song, Partridge got there in 2019!
I wanted to say something about how he boinged back but that makes the mods crotchety and they said they would pulp my post, the shits.
What is a man to do just to be allowed to put a picture on this fine subreddit?
Netflix version of Mid Morning Matters includes new scenes
Noticed with season 1 episode 1 there are additional scenes and dialogue that wasn’t previously available, maybe to extend the runtime of the episode?
You are this to me. This. And I am that to you. Massive.
You would not find a candidate more in need of night school and a shave- and in a nice way I said so
Stag Do attire
Hello commuters with ya computers! (Stag do HELP!)
I’m going on a stag do and need some appropriate partridge attire for our stag.
Any advice on wear such garments can be purchased.
I’m talking driving gloves, shirt, trousers, potential jacket maybe even a trouser press.
Any ideas will be welcomed 💡
Thank you and goodnight!
"And remember our pledge: None of the money goes abroad"
You’re not pushing them hard enough. Pretend I’m a customer and try and sell me the book. Hello.
I think my sister in law adopted Seldom
A massive black hungarian hound, came from a rehoming centre in the south east and described as a gentle giant:
*When he meets you for the first time, he runs at you and stares you down for a solid 30 seconds. You must stand your ground and not flinch, otherwise he'll jump on you. Only after you do that he'll allow you to be around him.
*He does not like people hugging each other, if you do he barks. My sister in law and her husband have had no displays of affection in THEIR OWN HOUSE for the last month due to this.
*You cannot eat sausages near him. He knows the smell and will expect you to give him ALL OF THEM. If you don't, he'll go for your plate.
*He cannot be trusted near sheep. Twice he's tried to jump a canal to get them, but swam back when he realised he couldn't make it across.
They are genuinely concerned about this, understandably. I never had to keep a straight face so hard in my entire life.
"Kill Vance for being unloyal, disloyal. And for joining in fun in a way that excludes his employer."
What about if Alan killed Lynn? For been unloyal?
'I think your hairs snazzy, is that your mother's money coming through'
Stag Do attire
Hello commuters with ya computers! (Stag do HELP!)
I’m going on a stag do and need some appropriate partridge attire for our stag.
Any advice on wear such garments can be purchased.
I’m talking driving gloves, shirt, trousers, potential jacket maybe even a trouser press.
Any ideas will be welcomed 💡
Thank you and goodnight!