u/whisker_white

I have no mouth.

And I must make funny noises like "Gubbugu! Gubbugu!" and "quwiwiwiwi," because I have to get my baby niece to calm down, as she simply won't stop screaming since she saw me because of the whole "no mouth" thing.

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u/whisker_white — 3 days ago

"I have finally created live!" said Dr. Frankenstein, after, finally, having created live.

He then sold the rights to a streaming service, which, after this fateful purchase, changed into a live streaming service.

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u/whisker_white — 3 days ago

"Great Scott, what is that?" I asked my great friend who I affectionately called "Scott" as I was looking at something horrible or whatever.

"For the last time, my name isn't Scott, it's Peter," said my friend whose actual name was Peter (The Great), "and the thing you are looking at are the material conditions of the average russian peasant from the late 17th Century."

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u/whisker_white — 4 days ago