u/whaletacochamp
▲ 66 r/vermont
Join us for the Milton AI Festival!
Nothing says happy bday ‘murica like celebrating a month late and advertising it emphatically with AI slop. wtf Milton.
Cool that it’s about veterans but also doesn’t really make sense. Veterans didn’t build America 250yesrs ago. Every day people (who were maybe in a militia) did.
This is just weird all around
u/whaletacochamp — 12 hours ago
▲ 40 r/NHLcirclejerk
Bedarded NHL social media intern lets Gary’s cat out of the bag
Game 7 hasn’t been played yet but the official NHL page already knows who’s playing in the finals 🤔
u/whaletacochamp — 2 days ago
▲ 234 r/burlington
You shitheads are crashing on the winooski bridge again
Twice this week. 20+ minute delay today. Cmon. Pay the fuck attention when you’re getting on/off/going through this area. Put the fucking phone down. Pay attention when merging into the middle lane in the three lane area of the bridge because someone may be merging from the other side as well. Honestly just pay the fuck attention and calm down. Everyone is so worked up and angsty in this area and that’s why we have accidents. On Tuesday I watched someone purposely not let another car over when there was an accident and everyone needed to merge. They almost got into another accident because they refused to let another car which was also going 0.2mph in front of them. Then we all had to sit and listen to a screaming match between the two drivers. Check your fucking ego and do what’s safe and what makes sense. Letting a car go in front of you in stop and go traffic slows no one down. Quite the opposite. And if you’re in that much of a rush it means you didn’t leave yourself enough time. I’m sick of having to plan 20+ extra minutes in my commute because you assholes leave yourself negative 5 minutes for your commute.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER WTC
ETA: we’re talking 89 nooski bridge here. Not the one by the traffic circle
u/whaletacochamp — 6 days ago
▲ 8 r/NHLcirclejerk
Outjerked by Sportsnet - Canadiens fans are pissed after Sportsnet used AI photos of Nick Suzuki and his family
mtlblog.comu/whaletacochamp — 8 days ago
▲ 169 r/NHLcirclejerk
Following Cyber Bullying Incident Canadian Man Goes Haywire, Holds Two Americans Hostage
In an apparent mental break following extreme cyber bullying, canadian man goes haywire holding two Americans hostage. Luckily one of the Brave American Men was able to flee the attacker by biting him in the arm.
This type of terrorism against American People will not be tolerated! Open the penalty box you crazy bastards! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
u/whaletacochamp — 9 days ago
▲ 2 r/NHLcirclejerk
u/whaletacochamp — 12 days ago
Classy move and statement by HFTV in my opinion
u/ItzGrenier — 13 days ago
▲ 63 r/NHLcirclejerk
TBL mods locking the place down during this time of mourning. NO NEUTRALS ALOUD.
u/whaletacochamp — 16 days ago
Listen I know the ghosts were stuck in the forum, I also know we were playing in Tampa last night, but you can’t tell me those old bastards didn’t come down to Florida for some sun and playoffs hockey.
Suzukis tip? Newhooka off the back goal? Winning with only 10 shots?
Ghosts.
u/whaletacochamp — 16 days ago
▲ 9 r/NHLcirclejerk
Unhoused Russian failed at his job and resorts to drinking on live TV.
u/whaletacochamp — 16 days ago