Because nothing says Mother's Day like overpriced chocolate, wickless candles & merching off your children.
Your assignment, Sinners: take the inspiration above and create your own chocolate squares with special letters. Think of it as scrabble.
I realize I'm skating around the sub rules with this, so delete if needed.
That said, most of us not in the UK won't get to see this, so watch it while you can. The footage of the Queen taken by the Duke of Edinburgh on the plane coming back from Africa after the King died has never been seen before, and is so moving.
I've never seen this photo of her with her father, George VI. I love this so much.
The notable part: not ONE mention of the dumb prince and his stupid ILBW.
Because why spend money on the #Invisikids when your Squaddies will load you up for free???
Because Merchie and Lilibucks are geniuses, but can't reach that high up.
At least the DJ was having fun. Note they put Harry in it.
Her Best Life posted what was inside the goody bags suckers (oops, attendees) received. They didn't even get the wickless candle:
It reminds me of those monthly box subscriptions people get which are basically a bunch of crap...just like the poo balls at the beach.
Okay sinners...what is this?
Oh dear Lord. All she's done is invest in herself. (Most of the article is a rehash, but here are the gems):
'I've spent all my life investing in women, can I finally invest in me?' Meghan asked the audience during her 90-minute appearance on stage.
She also told the crowd her experience in the public eye had been 'very difficult' but that people's criticism of her had to do with their own 'projections'.
A guest, who did not wish to be named, told The Times: She was saying that she wanted to be an antidote for everything online that was vicious, venomous and unfairly cruel.
'She also said that Harry had kept her safe, especially from the lions and elephants when they went on a date to Botswana.'
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Absolutely brilliant. Be sure to look at the medals Harry is wearing.
Just Asking. (Thank You, Backgrid).
Question: does Harold sniffing shoes give an insight on why he married Meghan (i.e., sniffing her shoes)?
Date Night with the Harkles and Markus:
Acting like idiots at the rugby game.
You know how the media were trying to make it look like the Harkles got mobbed at Bondi Beach? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell...
Meghan going back to her yacht girl roots:
There are rumors that Zandi Sussex didn't get entry into #Megstock after all and that's why she protected her X account (take with a grain of salt)
I have no idea who posted this on Instagram, but this is probably a bot since they can't spell Meghan's name right. (This was taken at Mimi's at Coogee Pavilion). How nice of Markus to make it for his date night with the Harkles.
Another photo of Harry looking for white powder in the most interesting places. (There were also sniffer dogs at #Megstock; maybe that's why Harry decided to go after all.)
Mask Slip!
Squaddies...assume the position!
My first thought when I saw this was RuPaul yelling, WERK IT QUEEN!!! PRANCE!!!
Feel free to add on any gems that I missed!
Sorry about the headline: this must be my day for typos!!!
From the Mirror. This makes me LIVID. This is not a tourist attraction: people lost their lives there.
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Museum curator welcomes Harry and Meghan
Harry and Meghan also examined artefacts that will make up the new exhibition at the Sydney Jewish Museum, including well-wishing messages and illustrations of members of the public who were hailed as heroes for helping people during the attack.
The couple met Shannon Biederman, the museum’s senior curator, who said it was “really special” to have them visit.
She said: “This event has not only changed the Australian Jewish community, but the Australian community at large. It (the exhibition) is ensuring that it’s not forgotten.
“When we start the memorial, in addition to the three tonnes of flowers that we were able to salvage, there were thousands of other items left – there were plush toys, there were crochet flowers, there were Lego flowers.”
The couple look at a table of tributes left to the victims of the Bondi beach terror attack(Image: Jonathan Brady/PA Wire)
Bondi visit 'means a lot'
While visiting Bondi Beach earlier today, Harry and Meghan spoke to Elon Zizer, 40, who survived after being shot numerous times while shielding his children.
He said: “It’s an honour to meet the duke and duchess. It’s very beautiful that they’ve come and made an effort to meet us. It’s very special – it makes us feel heard.”
Lifeguard Jonathan Botts, who responded to the attacks, said Harry and Meghan’s visit “means a lot”.
“We had about 50 people at a Christmas party upstairs here at the surf club,” he said. “We unfortunately witnessed the whole shooting massacre unfolding in front of our eyes.
“They’ve taken time out of their pretty brief visit to Australia to visit the site and meet with some of the people that were involved and a lot of the people who are affected.”
Harry and Meghan chat to Bondi beach terror attack survivor, Elon Zizer(Image: Jonathan Brady/PA Wire)
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Outside of the Cruising Club of Australia (oh, what a name) the Harkles meet a dog.
CORRECTION: The only man there headline was from the Mirror article; looks like Markus is with Harry. My mistake.
Markus Anderson lurking nearby? Check.
Disaster Tourism? Check.
Though I love that this guy in the budgie smugglers represents a typical Harkle fan:
Touching a child that is not yours? Check.
Trying to be sincere by playing with a child not their own? Check. (Sorry, this X clip is the only one I can find so far):
https://x.com/that_1/status/2044984055259611147
Fake sincerity? Check.
(Sorry for the duplicate photo; I tried to remove it but was unable to do so).
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