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u/vampirepriestpoison

▲ 0 r/decentfoodporn

I thought my roommate's aesthetic rearrangement of my cereal belong in r/shittyfoodporn. Turns out, rules have changed since I posted my depressing lunch of oreos, a soda, and a peanut butter sandwich. Now y'all get to enjoy pretty photos of stolen cereal 😮‍💨

The only stealing involved in this post was my (now former) roommate stealing my cereal. Original post was deleted from r/shittyfoodporn where I was the OP and this is a new photo, if only a slightly different angle from the original. Mods take any action necessary (but don't perma-ban me pl0x, I only create mid food porn as a depressed bitch).

If you saw my post before, no you didn't.

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u/vampirepriestpoison — 15 hours ago
▲ 4 r/shittyfoodporn

My roommate stole my cereal and layered it in these plastic containers. I took this ~aesthetic~ picture of my stolen food and bounced him from my apartment when he also decided paying rent was optional. Lucky Charms and Captain Crunch hit all the food groups though, right?

u/vampirepriestpoison — 19 hours ago
▲ 37 r/Curbfind

Walking to the grocery store garnered me a glass carafe and basket organizer (plus pens and some citrus reed diffuser scent as extra bonus loot)

u/vampirepriestpoison — 1 day ago