I boiled the noodles as per the instructions but cut it one minute short. Drained and let in the draining bowl, while I added the fat and soy sauce packets and some extra oil to the same but dry non-stick pan where I boiled the noodles.

I stir fried the noodles in the oil and soy sauce until dry, very dry. Added a bit of soy sauce and sriracha at the end before eating.

They tasted really good, sort of like Panda Express chow mein, but dare I say....better? Next time I will stir fry garlic, onions, green onions and celery to add even more flavor.

Anyone eat them like this?

Remember regards, the goal of the market is to make money and not hold worthless paper.

Restricting the supply of $CAR stock is causing a temporary spike in the price.

Whoever is restricting the supply is doing it so that.....drumroll.....sell even more shares at a higher price and eventually dump those high priced shares on the dumb public.

As a matter of fact, management has a fiduciary duty to capitalize on the high price and issue more stock and retire other expensive sources of financing, like debt and other stock classes. So, if they do not dump more shares via a massive offering, they will be sued by current shareholders, i.e. the dumb minority retail traders. There could be a more serious case, if small retail traders can prove that the large shareholders are communicating during this price hike, whether in a fair or nefarious manner.

I will short this shitco down to $100 or below where it belongs.

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Hudson River just bought a major stake and filed with the SEC. https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1475597/000147559726000017/xslF345X06/primary_doc.xml

Retail investors who are early can do the damnest thing with $ONCO which has only 700K shares outstanding and is trading around 75 cents. They can make the hedge fund and the rest of the shareholders start a bidding war for the remaining shares which are really scarce.

They are going to issue some more shares to buy Realbotix, a "companionship and intimacy humanoid robot" for around $2M, but that is a small price to pay to enter the girl robot market...crypto bros will be delighted all over the world.

Disclosure: I own $ONCO shares and I will add, trim, or close out the position as I see fit. Do your own research and make your own trades.

Yep, this is my Gemini gem response...could have issues with data or sources, so make of that what you will. I own $ONCO and I will add, trim, or close as I see fit. Not financial advice for anyone whatsoever, do you own research and make your own trades.

TLDR: $ONCO is being bought up by a hedge fund while at the same time, they are buying Realbotix, a "companionship and intimacy" humanoid robot company, i.e. they could end up making sex robots for all the neck beards out there.

Stock: Onconetix, Inc. ($ONCO)

Subject: Tactical Valuation Analysis: Institutional Accumulation and M&A Potential Post-Realbotix Integration

Executive Summary

Onconetix ($ONCO) has undergone a fundamental structural pivot, evolving from a clinical-stage biotechnology firm into a diversified "AI + Bio" entity following its definitive agreement to acquire Realbotix LLC. Despite a significant decline in market value over the previous year and a defensive 1-for-5 reverse stock split in late March 2026, recent aggressive institutional accumulation by HRT Financial LP indicates a significant disconnect between the company’s current market capitalization and its underlying asset value. With the balance sheet cleared of major legacy debt and a new focus on commercially viable humanoid robotics, $ONCO represents a compelling acquisition target for larger AI aggregators or technology conglomerates.

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Institutional Dynamics: The HRT Blocking Stake

The primary catalyst for the current bullish thesis is the rapid accumulation of equity by HRT Financial LP. In mid-April 2026, the fund executed high-volume transactions to secure a dominant position in the post-split float.

• Concentrated Ownership: Following transactions on April 14 and 15, HRT Financial increased its holdings to 197,052 shares.
• Equity Control: The March 25 reverse split reduced the total shares outstanding from approximately 3.6 million to 0.7 million. Consequently, HRT Financial now controls approximately 27.5% of the total equity.
• Strategic Position: By crossing the 10% beneficial ownership threshold, HRT is now classified as an insider. This nearly 30% "blocking stake" allows the fund to influence board-level decisions regarding mergers or liquidations, suggesting a non-passive intent aimed at asset monetization.

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Operational Pivot: Realbotix and AI Humanoid Scaling

The acquisition of Realbotix LLC has fundamentally altered the company’s revenue model, shifting focus toward immediate hardware commercialization and enterprise AI services.

• Production Milestones: Realbotix has confirmed expectations to deliver 19 AI humanoid robots and corresponding AI implementations through May 2026, marking a transition from development to a functional supply chain.
• Technical Validation: In March 2026, a Realbotix humanoid was featured as a live endpoint in Ericsson’s world-first 6G over-the-air trial at its Plano, Texas headquarters. This demonstrated the hardware's capability for high-speed, low-latency interaction in enterprise environments.
• Proprietary Vision: The delivery of the Vinci AI Vision System to Ericsson allows robots to recognize returning users and recall previous conversations. This patented eye-tracking technology positions Onconetix as a leader in human-centric robotics, offering a U.S.-manufactured platform that competes with higher-cost alternatives.

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Intellectual Property and Financial De-risking

While the company's legacy biotech operations caused past financial strain, recent corporate actions have significantly improved its profile for potential acquirers:

• Debt Resolution: A September 2025 settlement with Veru, Inc. successfully satisfied $8.8M in promissory notes through a combination of cash and equity, removing a primary barrier to a clean acquisition.
• Diagnostic IP: Through its subsidiary Proteomedix, the company retains the Proclarix prostate cancer test (EU-approved). Furthermore, a September 2025 agreement with Immunovia allows the licensee to use Proteomedix IP for pancreatic cancer testing, providing a stable stream of royalties and manufacturing-related payments through 2032.

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Takeover Rationale: The "Stalking Horse" Scenario

At a market capitalization currently below $1M, $ONCO is trading at a fraction of the cost required to develop its AI vision and robotics assets independently.

1. Horizontal M&A: Enterprise AI firms (e.g., SoundHound AI or BigBear.ai) could view $ONCO as a "bolt-on" to gain immediate hardware capability and an established U.S. manufacturing footprint.
2. Strategic Exit: HRT Financial’s 27.5% stake acts as a catalyst for a sale. With the balance sheet de-risked and the Realbotix integration nearing completion, the company is positioned for a strategic buyout by a technology conglomerate seeking an undervalued entry into the humanoid robotics sector.

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Risk Summary

The primary risks involve maintaining the Nasdaq minimum bid price requirement and managing the liquidity of a low-float stock. However, the presence of a 27.5% institutional anchor and the delivery of revenue-generating hardware in Q2 2026 suggest that the downside is increasingly capped by the liquidated value of the company's intellectual property.

TLDR: $ONCO is being bought up by a hedge fund while at the same time, they are buying Realbotix, a "companionship and intimacy" humanoid robot company, i.e. they could end up making sex robots for all the neck beards out there.

I expect these stocks to run up on BS press releases by their respective management.

When that happens either the company or whoever is giving them financing will dump stock.

So this is not for a faint of heart, but for everyone interested in playing a game of chicken with management - as soon as you see a stock run up on BS presses issued by them, dump it.

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I expect these stocks to run up on BS press releases by their respective management.

When that happens either the company or whoever is giving them financing will dump stock.

So this is not for a faint of heart, but for everyone interested in playing a game of chicken with management - as soon as you see a stock run up on BS presses issued by them, dump it.

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They turn on their money burner each week and while timing is hard, returns on well structured bets range from 50% to over 400% like this one.

Bears need to each after hibernation.

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Bears need to eat too, just waking from hibernation to a 400% plus gain.

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