Alien here: lost a batch of sperm after visiting recently
Hey guys, my name is Xacnar the Alien. Me and my buddy Grubnug were visiting your city, around last weekish, and we saw this drunk guy walking back to his hotel room late at night. Long story short, we abducted him and stole his sperm.
Now here’s the embarrassing part- I can’t find it anywhere. Me and Grubnug got a little wasted after wards, and I think we went to a few of your human strip clubs, but between drinks and the post sperm-collecting high I was real fuzzy. I tried “googling” (I think that’s what you call it?) best strip clubs in Cleveland, and all that came up was Lido Lounge, but I can’t seem to find it anywhere?
Anyways if you guys see a missing jar of human sperm lying around that’s ours, my bad. I need to get it by next Monday or our boss will make us pay. Thanks in advance!