u/suspicious_trout

Ancient Egyptian furries

So this guy makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. He makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. It's his passion really. He loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God.

He's at a con one day and he sees a whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. He thinks to himself, "Oh man these folks could really use a new source, I can't even tell what animal those are!" So he goes over and he says "Hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra. I am the BEST in the business!" The group of people look at each other, then at him, awkwardly. Finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."

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u/suspicious_trout — 3 days ago