▲ 42 r/TwoSentenceComedy
My mother raised me to confess my sins and never hide the truth.
u/support-usa-2026 — 6 days ago
u/support-usa-2026
The woman I hired looked at the clock, panicked, and screamed at me to run because my wife was on her way.
u/support-usa-2026 — 7 days ago
▲ 48 r/TwoSentenceComedy
A gunshot rang out in New York City and nobody even flinched, except for one man who dove behind a trash can.
u/support-usa-2026 — 9 days ago
I dropped my last five dollars into the legless man's hat, only for him to stand up and walk away.
u/support-usa-2026 — 10 days ago