I can't believe how good this room smells after airing it out and spraying it with cotton smelling fabreeze.
When suddenly the fart man.
u/strombrocolli — 1 day ago
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Ooh boy I can't wait to eat this delicious wagyu steak I spent a month saving up for I say unalphagalically
As I take a bite I'm reminded of those Lonestar ticks that bit me 6 weeks ago, swallowing when suddenly my penor exploded
u/strombrocolli — 2 days ago
This hantavirus is scary but only really happens when you eat food with rat poop in it so I'm fine I say as I eat this perfectly cooked ratatouille at a restaurant in Paris.
When suddenly remi with diarrhea
u/strombrocolli — 3 days ago
For trying to cheat death, your punishment is to push this boulder up a hill.
"how bad could it be" I say sisyphically
u/strombrocolli — 3 days ago
Ooh boy I hope I don't have to deal with a weird foot fetishist today I say unfootfetishly
When suddenly "directed by Quentin Tarantino"
u/strombrocolli — 4 days ago