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Roden why did you say hi to me!

Roden the way you said hi to me the other day, it was different. The words sound like every other hi and greeting that you get on a normal basis. The way you said hi to me roden that day, it looked like a normal casual respectful hi, but it was the king of all hi's. I don't know why you would give a hi to me that was the king of all hi's and I am grateful but extremely annoyed. This hi come with a lot of responsibility and pressure. Like you said hi to me just like any other day, but this one was different.

You were wearing the same casual clothes and it wasn't a special day at all. You might have said hi that was the king of all hi's by accident. Everyone is wary of giving away the royalty of certain common greetings and mutual respect. I know someone who was given the king of goodbyes when his friend said good bye to him. So now I have this thing now on my shoulder. When I tried to leave the gym by cutting off the subscription, the gym owner wouldn't cut the subscription off. I tried contacting the bank about it, but even they don't want to stop.

So now I'm stuck with this gym, because the owner says that because of recieving the king of all hi's. I don't want to go to this toxic gym anymore and so I tried giving away the king of all hi's to other people by saying hi to them. It didn't work and no one really knows how to pass these on, and it kind of happens by accident. Then when my co-worker said goodbye to me as I took over the shift, i had now recieved the queen of all good byes. You can just feel it.

So now I had the king of hi's and the queen of goodbyes on me now. Then someone gave me the prince of smiles and the princess of shaking hands. I had a whole royal family of greetings and pleasantries. I was fighting with the gym owner to cut my subscription and my bank wouldn't do it. No restaurant or takeaway would serve me apart from a restaurant called diggies. They would never let me pay the bill but they would just add it on.

Them one day I was kidnapped and I was brought to the gym, and they threatened the king of hi's, the queen of good byes, the prince of smiles and the princess of shaking hands. They told that I would die unless gold was found in the gym.

The next day the gold was found inside the gym and I was let go. I still have the royalties of greeting and pleasantries in me and I'm not safe.

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u/shortstory1 — 20 hours ago

Roden why did you say hi to me!

Roden the way you said hi to me the other day, it was different. The words sound like every other hi and greeting that you get on a normal basis. The way you said hi to me roden that day, it looked like a normal casual respectful hi, but it was the king of all hi's. I don't know why you would give a hi to me that was the king of all hi's and I am grateful but extremely annoyed. This hi come with a lot of responsibility and pressure. Like you said hi to me just like any other day, but this one was different.

You were wearing the same casual clothes and it wasn't a special day at all. You might have said hi that was the king of all hi's by accident. Everyone is wary of giving away the royalty of certain common greetings and mutual respect. I know someone who was given the king of goodbyes when his friend said good bye to him. So now I have this thing now on my shoulder. When I tried to leave the gym by cutting off the subscription, the gym owner wouldn't cut the subscription off. I tried contacting the bank about it, but even they don't want to stop.

So now I'm stuck with this gym, because the owner says that because of recieving the king of all hi's. I don't want to go to this toxic gym anymore and so I tried giving away the king of all hi's to other people by saying hi to them. It didn't work and no one really knows how to pass these on, and it kind of happens by accident. Then when my co-worker said goodbye to me as I took over the shift, i had now recieved the queen of all good byes. You can just feel it.

So now I had the king of hi's and the queen of goodbyes on me now. Then someone gave me the prince of smiles and the princess of shaking hands. I had a whole royal family of greetings and pleasantries. I was fighting with the gym owner to cut my subscription and my bank wouldn't do it. No restaurant or takeaway would serve me apart from a restaurant called diggies. They would never let me pay the bill but they would just add it on.

Them one day I was kidnapped and I was brought to the gym, and they threatened the king of hi's, the queen of good byes, the prince of smiles and the princess of shaking hands. They told that I would die unless gold was found in the gym.

The next day the gold was found inside the gym and I was let go. I still have the royalties of greeting and pleasantries in me and I'm not safe.

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u/shortstory1 — 20 hours ago

I was hoping for a large gathering around my crucifixion

I was looking forward to my crucifixion and I was hoping that there was going to be a large crowd around my crucifixion. I have always wanted a good crucifixion and my crime really fitted the punishment. My crime was that I chopped off someone's fingers with long nails and took off their jaws and sharpened their teeth, i also sharpened the nails. I use both of these things as weapons against someone high up in society. Now I have been charged with crucifixion, and the person I attacked has a lot of say in law. When I heard that there was going to be a large gathering around my crucifixion, I was happy.

Then on the day of my crucifixion, they hung me on a cross. Then to my disappointment I saw that there were more crosses, with more people that were going to die on a cross. I was disappointed and there was no gathering around my cross. There was a gathering around another man's crucifixion, he had puked acid on someone on a very important person. So he is on the cross and he has the largest gathering as the person he killed, was extremely important. So this guy had the largest gathering.

Even though I should be more concerned about dying on a cross, I had a sense of jealousy come over me. I wanted the largest gathering, and then 2 other guys who were also dying on the cross for some other crime, both of them started to get arms coming out of their bodies. The soldiers just tied up their extra arms on thier crosses. Now the gathering was going over to those guys. Then something came out of my cross and it was a person, and that person joined the gathering. Then another person came out of my cross to join the gathering.

Then I realised that the crosses for the crucifixions on this day, were not made of wood but people. Then I saw that the gatherings around the crosses, were simply part of the crosses. I saw the crosses made of humans, and they can jump off and walk around and make a gathering. I kind of felt better and then I noticed my body was becoming part of the cross. Then another person was put on the cross and I was able to come off the cross and join a gathering.

I couldn't go far and can only walk within the radius of the crosses made of people.

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u/shortstory1 — 2 days ago

I was hoping for a large gathering around my crucifixion

I was looking forward to my crucifixion and I was hoping that there was going to be a large crowd around my crucifixion. I have always wanted a good crucifixion and my crime really fitted the punishment. My crime was that I chopped off someone's fingers with long nails and took off their jaws and sharpened their teeth, i also sharpened the nails. I use both of these things as weapons against someone high up in society. Now I have been charged with crucifixion, and the person I attacked has a lot of say in law. When I heard that there was going to be a large gathering around my crucifixion, I was happy.

Then on the day of my crucifixion, they hung me on a cross. Then to my disappointment I saw that there were more crosses, with more people that were going to die on a cross. I was disappointed and there was no gathering around my cross. There was a gathering around another man's crucifixion, he had puked acid on someone on a very important person. So he is on the cross and he has the largest gathering as the person he killed, was extremely important. So this guy had the largest gathering.

Even though I should be more concerned about dying on a cross, I had a sense of jealousy come over me. I wanted the largest gathering, and then 2 other guys who were also dying on the cross for some other crime, both of them started to get arms coming out of their bodies. The soldiers just tied up their extra arms on thier crosses. Now the gathering was going over to those guys. Then something came out of my cross and it was a person, and that person joined the gathering. Then another person came out of my cross to join the gathering.

Then I realised that the crosses for the crucifixions on this day, were not made of wood but people. Then I saw that the gatherings around the crosses, were simply part of the crosses. I saw the crosses made of humans, and they can jump off and walk around and make a gathering. I kind of felt better and then I noticed my body was becoming part of the cross. Then another person was put on the cross and I was able to come off the cross and join a gathering.

I couldn't go far and can only walk within the radius of the crosses made of people.

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u/shortstory1 — 2 days ago

I love standing in long queue's

I love standing in queue's and the bigger the queue the better the experience. Queue's are the greatest things in my life and I go round searching for queue's wherever I can. I go to the busiest and biggest shops and I wait in the queue's. As I am in the queue it feels like I belong in life and that I belong in society. For a moment I feel like that I belong with humanity. It's also tackles the loneliness and as I am in a queue with other people, for a moment I feel human. It feels like it's going to last forever.

Then the queue starts to lessen or I become closer to the front. I won't be in this queue for long and so I go back in line. Most people don't mind that I go back in line at the start, because most people do not like queue's. So I keep going to the back of the queue when I see myself at the end of the queue. Eventually it cannot carry on like this and it starts to look weird, and so I just walk away from the queue. My life goes back to loneliness and not feeling like I belong in the human race.

Then one day I found a place where it's just queue's after queue's and it looked like heaven at first sight. I was in love with this place and I was waiting at a queue straight away. Everyone in this place was exactly like me. We all loved queue's and none of us wanted the queue to end but as it got close to the end of the queue, fights would start to erupt. We all wanted to feel like we belong to the human race, and so these queue's meant a lot to us.

Nobody knew where queues led and so it was just a constant battle to always go to the start of the queue. Then fights would start as the queue would start moving forward. I love queues so much and I don't want to get out of them. Then the queue's started to get longer and more people started to join. It turned into a blood bath as no one wanted to get to the front of the line.

Even I joined in the blood bath and then I ended up in a queue, where they were all injured and some even dead. The queue is not even moving forward anymore. I will always be in the queue.

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u/shortstory1 — 3 days ago

I love standing in long queues!

I love standing in queue's and the bigger the queue the better the experience. Queue's are the greatest things in my life and I go round searching for queue's wherever I can. I go to the busiest and biggest shops and I wait in the queue's. As I am in the queue it feels like I belong in life and that I belong in society. For a moment I feel like that I belong with humanity. It's also tackles the loneliness and as I am in a queue with other people, for a moment I feel human. It feels like it's going to last forever.

Then the queue starts to lessen or I become closer to the front. I won't be in this queue for long and so I go back in line. Most people don't mind that I go back in line at the start, because most people do not like queue's. So I keep going to the back of the queue when I see myself at the end of the queue. Eventually it cannot carry on like this and it starts to look weird, and so I just walk away from the queue. My life goes back to loneliness and not feeling like I belong in the human race.

Then one day I found a place where it's just queue's after queue's and it looked like heaven at first sight. I was in love with this place and I was waiting at a queue straight away. Everyone in this place was exactly like me. We all loved queue's and none of us wanted the queue to end but as it got close to the end of the queue, fights would start to erupt. We all wanted to feel like we belong to the human race, and so these queue's meant a lot to us.

Nobody knew where queues led and so it was just a constant battle to always go to the start of the queue. Then fights would start as the queue would start moving forward. I love queues so much and I don't want to get out of them. Then the queue's started to get longer and more people started to join. It turned into a blood bath as no one wanted to get to the front of the line.

Even I joined in the blood bath and then I ended up in a queue, where they were all injured and some even dead. The queue is not even moving forward anymore. I will always be in the queue.

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u/shortstory1 — 3 days ago

My whole body has been circumcised and people don't want to tell me about the location of my water meter

I don't know where my water meter reading is and I really need to give water meter reading. My water bill is a little high now and i asked the water company that they need to renew it. They need a water bill but I cannot find where my water meter is. It's a flat and I live on the ground floor and I have no idea where the water meter is. Also my whole body has been circumcised and I am in discomfort, the doctor has given me cream for the pain until it all heals. Little problems you know cause the biggest annoyances.

I first went to the management that deals with the blocks and as soon as they heard me say "do you know where the water meter is?" The other lady on the other end of the line started acting weird with me. She wasn't speaking properly and she was clearly nervous and not making sense. She then became stern with me and said "it's not our job to help you find the water meter" and she then hung up. Then I rung the office management again and asked for the number for the maintenance guy that deals with the communal area.

I rung the guy and I told him where the water meter is and he was annoyed at me for asking him. I don't understand why people are acting weird when I ask for the location of the water meter. I even asked my neighbours about the water meters location for the flats and the looks they gave me, it's like I offended. Then the maintenance guy hung up on me and I was dealing with some pain for my whole body being circumcised, so this was a very bad day for me.

Why are people so damn difficult about the location of the water meters? Also with my whole body being circumcised, it's extra sensitive around cold weather and extremely hot weather. Then I found the maintenace guy and I confronted him about the location of the water meter. Then he looks at me with such anger and decided to take me to the location of the water meters.

In some container there were people inside this container, and the guy took one guy and ripped open his chest, and inside his chest was the water meter. I took a picture of the water meter reading and sent it to the water utility company. Then as that guy was dead, I saw another guy being taken into the container.

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u/shortstory1 — 4 days ago