Roden why did you say hi to me!
Roden the way you said hi to me the other day, it was different. The words sound like every other hi and greeting that you get on a normal basis. The way you said hi to me roden that day, it looked like a normal casual respectful hi, but it was the king of all hi's. I don't know why you would give a hi to me that was the king of all hi's and I am grateful but extremely annoyed. This hi come with a lot of responsibility and pressure. Like you said hi to me just like any other day, but this one was different.
You were wearing the same casual clothes and it wasn't a special day at all. You might have said hi that was the king of all hi's by accident. Everyone is wary of giving away the royalty of certain common greetings and mutual respect. I know someone who was given the king of goodbyes when his friend said good bye to him. So now I have this thing now on my shoulder. When I tried to leave the gym by cutting off the subscription, the gym owner wouldn't cut the subscription off. I tried contacting the bank about it, but even they don't want to stop.
So now I'm stuck with this gym, because the owner says that because of recieving the king of all hi's. I don't want to go to this toxic gym anymore and so I tried giving away the king of all hi's to other people by saying hi to them. It didn't work and no one really knows how to pass these on, and it kind of happens by accident. Then when my co-worker said goodbye to me as I took over the shift, i had now recieved the queen of all good byes. You can just feel it.
So now I had the king of hi's and the queen of goodbyes on me now. Then someone gave me the prince of smiles and the princess of shaking hands. I had a whole royal family of greetings and pleasantries. I was fighting with the gym owner to cut my subscription and my bank wouldn't do it. No restaurant or takeaway would serve me apart from a restaurant called diggies. They would never let me pay the bill but they would just add it on.
Them one day I was kidnapped and I was brought to the gym, and they threatened the king of hi's, the queen of good byes, the prince of smiles and the princess of shaking hands. They told that I would die unless gold was found in the gym.
The next day the gold was found inside the gym and I was let go. I still have the royalties of greeting and pleasantries in me and I'm not safe.