To the couple who turned up sick at Seaport Alamo last Saturday to see Project Hail Mary…
You absolutely worthless sacks of shit. You were both clearly sick yet you turned up anyway to watch a movie you could easily have seen once you weren’t fucking infested with whatever god forsaken virus you infected me (and probably others) with.
You couldn’t even be bothered with the half assed effort of putting on a mask. No you just HAD to come, order food, cover your empty plates with snotty tissues and then have the audacity to LEAN TOWARDS ME at times so you could be comfortable.
I just wanted a nice outing after getting a new job. After three years general life hell, I took myself out to the cinema as a treat. But oh no.
Now I’m fucking sick. But it’s not just that. My immune-compromised cat is sick. I just started a new job and that’s now been threatened because I’m barely able to do what’s needed on a tight deadline. My elderly mother has a bowling trip soon she has to fly for and you’ve put her at risk as well.
I’m not surprised you scuttled out so fast once the movie finished because you could tell I was getting pissed off at your despicable selfishness. And all for an $18 movie ticket.
There is a horrible bug going around and it’s not just another head cold.
PLEASE people. If you are sick, reschedule and STAY. THE FUCK. HOME.
Edit: I am as certain as I can be they did not have allergies. We all know the big difference in how ‘allergic runny nose’ and ‘I’m so fucking sick my snot has the viscosity of tar’ sounds. Stop it.